Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

21. Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable
(World/World)

There is always a silver lining to every cloud. The dark gathering clouds of spiraling food prices and runaway inflation too have a silver lining for all the millions who are suffering ...

22. The Satirical Guide to the Indian Stock Market
(Business/Business)

... funds, institutional investors . My head was spinning after the experience. I am certain it was the Carnatic Music. Should have either eaten some junk food or listened to Western Classical and I would ...

23. Chump Speak
(Editorial/Editorial)

Finally his master, Dick, let him speak and boy O boy did the chimp display his brilliant grasp of world affairs. It was great to hear the chump spell out details about the food crisis gripping the world. ...

24. IPL & Inflation - The Hidden Link
(Sports/Sports)

... club-cricket tournament. According to Dilip Raote, a freelance writer, who writes regularly for several newspapers like Times of India, Mid-Day and Hindustan Times, there is a link between rising food ...

25. American Gas opens its production centre in India
(Business/Business)

... qualified people there and their talent is amazing. Another reason is Indian food, which produces much more gas then the American food, but at the same cost." said the company research scientist Malina ...

26. 8/27..The Date to Mark
(Editorial/Editorial)

... a columnist in the Washington Post observed that it could perhaps be his last and not the last State Of The Union Address. Food for thought. Consider this plausible scenario. McCain, the Republican nominee ...

27. Amitabh Bachchan: UnDonate My Land
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... for the benefit of common people on the street. For example, if you donate 10 rupees to a beggar begging for food but later find the beggar using your donated amount to buy bidis or paan, you should have ...

28. Vijay Golpade - A Life More Ordinary
(People/Life/People/Life)

... quite content with my life" countered Vijay, "Things could have been better, but my life isn't too bad. I got a job, a roof to live under, a good wife who serves me food twice a day, two great kids, friendly ...

29. Borders to be fenced: Independence to be declared soon
(National/National)

... sneak in from neighboring poor states and eat the food of our animal; this is hampering growth of Marathi Animals".   "The dreams of a proper Marathi Nation with its capital as Mumbai will ...