Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

... Rather than promote Organic farming amongst their constituents, the goras promote it in the '3rd world' thereby preventing 840 million people from having nutritious food. The guilt-driven goras hide their ...

2. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... by developing an infrastructure, energy, food, housing and transportation systems relying entirely on consuming vast quantities of hydrocarbons that exist in limited supply, thus building a dangerous house ...

3. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

... dying, and riots or revolutions could threaten our free market system. Animal loving freaks terrorizing us. Polar ice caps melting. Chaotic weather. Forests on the verge of extinction. Food riots. ...

4. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)

It was rather fortuitous that I happened to turn onto this road, the aroma of fresh warm food had been assailing my olfactory senses and with my tummy growling, my legs followed rather tiredly. I had set ...

5. Laluji Kehat hain
(National/National)

... he eats Litti chokwa or makhan chokha, he is done for two times in one meal. Food crisis solved? I will ask Madam ji to make me fiancé mister for remaining time and see how hum apna jadu India pe ...

6. Sensex Falls On Paanwala Earnings Fear
(Business/Business)

... dog who has no master, but latches on to anyone who throws him crumbs of food and starts perceiving him as his master, we are dependent on the foreign institutional investors for the liquidity and strength ...

7. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Editorial/Editorial)

1.6 million people are being imprisoned in a wide open-air jail, provided with almost no food or water to drink or wash to perform their daily ablutions. Of course there's no power too for running their ...

8. War for the White house
(World/World)

... face an economic storm, with food shortage becoming common and the upwardly-mobile price of gasoline showing no signs of coming down. It will be for the first time in 24 years that the White House ...

9. Rakhi Sawant: I will love to be Indian Sharon Stone
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... They returned after 2 hours fully dressed up for the occasion. We finally sat down for the dinner-cum-interview. The food served to us was as tasty and spicy as Rakhi. Here is a brief transcript ...

10. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... yellow, white and even brown in color. According to these stories, these aliens are technologically far advanced than us. Unlike us, they don't hunt for food, but grow it in vast farmlands while they live ...

11. India & Pakistan resume doing what they love most
(World/World)

... overwhelmed at the hospitality and the generosity of our hosts. The food has been just great. We really enjoyed discussing the status of our nationals lodged in their jails, concerns over renewed infiltration ...

12. Chattisgarh - 36 pieces
(Editorial/Editorial)

... the rebels demanded food whenever they passed through his village. But others said they were hounded out of their villages by police and members of the state-backed Salwa Judum which local leaders translate ...

13. Fat Scientist Debunks Obesity-Global Warming Link
(Science/Science)

... Everon Labs Inc after being caught stealing donuts from the company canteen has established that obese people do not contribute to either global warming or rising food prices. Dr. Moore who is obese ...

14. I Am Sorry
(Editorial/Editorial)

... I used to look forward for Ramadan and Eid more than the the navratra's (reason used to be the food).I have eaten with a Jain and a Muslim from the same plate with equal ease. But over ...

15. We are NOT racist
(National/National)

... jokes are on Sardars', Madarasis' or Biharis'. For they are only jokes and jokes are not meant to be serious. When a North Indian makes fun of food cooked in Coconut oil or when a South Indian makes ...

16. Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable
(World/World)

There is always a silver lining to every cloud. The dark gathering clouds of spiraling food prices and runaway inflation too have a silver lining for all the millions who are suffering ...

17. The Satirical Guide to the Indian Stock Market
(Business/Business)

... funds, institutional investors . My head was spinning after the experience. I am certain it was the Carnatic Music. Should have either eaten some junk food or listened to Western Classical and I would ...

18. Chump Speak
(Editorial/Editorial)

Finally his master, Dick, let him speak and boy O boy did the chimp display his brilliant grasp of world affairs. It was great to hear the chump spell out details about the food crisis gripping the world. ...

19. IPL & Inflation - The Hidden Link
(Sports/Sports)

... club-cricket tournament. According to Dilip Raote, a freelance writer, who writes regularly for several newspapers like Times of India, Mid-Day and Hindustan Times, there is a link between rising food ...

20. American Gas opens its production centre in India
(Business/Business)

... qualified people there and their talent is amazing. Another reason is Indian food, which produces much more gas then the American food, but at the same cost." said the company research scientist Malina ...