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41. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

Shilpa Shetty has done it again. The 31-year-old does not have the kind of audience pull a top actress such as Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee or Preity Zinta possesses. But she certainly has the knack ...

42. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... wipe the solitary tear and stamp on the Hand that shows our bonded yolk to the Nehru-Gandhi family. We love to be ruled rather rule ourselves. The only coterie who seem to be out of this cosy atom of ...

43. Hypocratic Oath
(Science/Science)

I swear by Apollo Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and Panaceia and all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfil according to my inability and mis-judgment this oath and ...

44. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... the age-group twenty-five to thirty-five years, having a family income of Rs.8000 to Rs.15,000 per month, and living in a household of typically six members" The housewife in question - target of intensive ...

45. Pickled Politics
(Editorial/Editorial)

... soap-opera is leaving every other show behind in the TRP ratings. You have a sulking hero in the form of Manmohan Singh and the genial yet inscrutable family matriarch by way of Sonia G and of course the ...

46. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

While most of you are busy watching either Kya Aap Panchvi Pass Hai?, Das Ka Dum or some other reality shows beaming at you from numerous entertainment channels on Indian TV, there is another show going ...

47. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

Let’s face it, my fellow freedom and burger loving Americans. It is becoming painfully obvious that our non-negotiable American Way of Life is increasingly under attack. Yet while our meat consumption ...

48. Bush flushed with Honours
(World/World)

[Deepa Throat, our correspondent at large, who is currently in the USA, sent us this article from the International Herald Tribune and we did not deem it fit to be altered in any way. We reproduce the ...

49. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

OMG! OMG! OMG! Its the 25th anniversary of 25th of June, the holiest of the holy days in the history of modern India and I've to go to work. How shameful is that! How disgraceful! How utterly outrageous ...

50. Inducat and Mousie game
(National/National)

Ahmedabad: Taking a leaf out of Marendra Domi's experiment with exterminating Mousies from his fiefdom, the Ahmedabad Municipal Corporation’s catty idea is a complete success. A squad of 22 trained Inducats ...