Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. To be Born or Not to be born
(People/Life/People/Life)

... the demands of time where children start competing with each other for family honours very early , any child born like that would be difficult to be looked after and also would cause shame in social ...

2. SaturnicShip-One
(World/World)

From a NASA press release: NASA Confirms Liquid Lake on Saturn Moon "PASADENA, Calif. -- NASA scientists have concluded that at least one of the large lakes observed on Saturn's moon Titan contains liquid ...

3. Moneycracy
(Editorial/Editorial)

On Terrible Tuesday, the Congress led UPA paraded three different arguments in favor of the 123 treaty, Pranab Mukherjee who doesn't suffer fools, speaking with a straightness, without having to twist ...

4. Terrible Tuesday
(Editorial/Editorial)

A lot of hot-air has been spewed on the treaty and has brought the Government to the precipice. It remains to be seen whether it will topple over or vault to the other side. But why is this deal important ...

5. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

Any weapon that wreaks massive casualties on all living forms has always been a bargaining chip in the hands of a few. Be it an army of archers or limb-shattering artillery, the controls were in the hands ...

6. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

Every morning in the southern part of the country, mostly in my home state of Tamil Nadu, hundreds of astrologers sit below a shade, usually a tree and predict the future of their 'clients'. Their ...

7. Amar Chitra Katha
(National/National)

He is the man in making. The man who can be described as the most powerful man in India today. What he says is heard seriously. His actions closely monitored and hidden meanings derived from his speech. ...

8. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)

In the so-called 'Maximum City', the denizens battle daily for the bare minimum - a window seat in local trains, which function as arteries of the city keeping the city's economy ticking, rattling ...

9. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

The previous occupant of my flat here must have been one, bitten by the green bug or had a huge guilt complex. Of late, my pastime is just to catalog the various exhortations that drop in through the mail ...

10. India Wins World Sports-Viewing Championship
(Sports/Sports)

It was a super Sunday yesterday. Roger Federer took on Rafael Nadal for the third successive final between the two at Wimbledon, attempting to become the first man since 19th century to win six Wimbledon ...

11. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

I have affixed my signature to the charter below and I hereby withdraw my consent to be ruled by the organization called the Illuminati through the Government calling itself the Government of the United ...

12. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

Shilpa Shetty has done it again. The 31-year-old does not have the kind of audience pull a top actress such as Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee or Preity Zinta possesses. But she certainly has the knack ...

13. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... wipe the solitary tear and stamp on the Hand that shows our bonded yolk to the Nehru-Gandhi family. We love to be ruled rather rule ourselves. The only coterie who seem to be out of this cosy atom of ...

14. Hypocratic Oath
(Science/Science)

I swear by Apollo Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and Panaceia and all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfil according to my inability and mis-judgment this oath and ...

15. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... the age-group twenty-five to thirty-five years, having a family income of Rs.8000 to Rs.15,000 per month, and living in a household of typically six members" The housewife in question - target of intensive ...

16. Pickled Politics
(Editorial/Editorial)

... soap-opera is leaving every other show behind in the TRP ratings. You have a sulking hero in the form of Manmohan Singh and the genial yet inscrutable family matriarch by way of Sonia G and of course the ...

17. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

While most of you are busy watching either Kya Aap Panchvi Pass Hai?, Das Ka Dum or other reality shows beaming at you from numerous entertainment channels on Indian TV, there is another show going on, ...

18. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

Let’s face it, my fellow freedom and burger loving Americans. It is becoming painfully obvious that our non-negotiable American Way of Life is increasingly under attack. Yet while our meat consumption ...

19. Bush flushed with Honours
(World/World)

[Deepa Throat, our correspondent at large, who is currently in the USA, sent us this article from the International Herald Tribune and we did not deem it fit to be altered in any way. We reproduce the ...

20. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

OMG! OMG! OMG! Its the 25th anniversary of 25th of June, the holiest of the holy days in the history of modern India and I've to go to work. How shameful is that! How disgraceful! How utterly outrageous ...