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21. Nalini Sriharan: I wanted to see the earth shake
(National/National)

... man. Why was he killed? Nalini: I wanted to see the earth shake. Priyanka: I don't understand you. Tell me who were involved? Was there any political party involved? Nalini: I do not know anything about ...

22. Onion Uttapam Special Update on Earth Hour
(World/World)

... chosen hour was 8 o clock on the 29th of March, 2008. Did it make a difference? Yes. 24 global cities participated in the earth hour. These 24 cities reduced their power consumption during the day ...

23. Freakonomics - The role of email chain letters in making our world a better place
(World/World)

... from the face of the earth. Once the initial investment has been made in ensuing 100% computer literacy and accessibility of computers to everyone, luck-granting chain mails can be received and forwarded ...

24. Project Save Tiger: Reader asks, why the fuck should I save the tiger?
(National/National)

... earth is facing sixth mass extinction. We are currently losing something on the order of 30,000 species per year - which breaks down to the even more daunting statistic of some three species per hour. ...

25. Being God means never having to say - Sorry, I screwed up"
(Editorial/Editorial)

... You will go to heaven when you die while the others (those who are having a blast) will go to hell c) You are born on this planet to worship me. So stop your cribbing and worship me. d) Life on earth is ...

26. Scientific Research Reveals a Gigantic Brain Conspiracy
(Science/Science)

... high maintenance but providing little value in exchange. Noticing all that, we would have refrained from producing babies endangering the continuance of human life on earth. Now it can be a told - We ...

27. Benam Bottlewala's predictions for 2008
(People/Life/People/Life)

Disasters, deaths, births, marriages, divorces, earthquakes, floods, stock market rise and crash -- those are some of the amazing events in store for India in 2008, as predicted by India's foremost astrologer, ...