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... the satellite from us? Here are a few loony theories that I've developed after looking up on the net for moon-related conspiracy theories. The Devil Stole its Soul: If our planet earth can have ...
... form suggest that millions of people are fascinated by his highly-evolved body. Perhaps he was a traveler from our future to the past who visited earth to show off his remarkably evolved body and influence ...
... doctors and psychiatrists have been reporting all suicides as part of the growing epidemic. Previously, there had been some attempt to differentiate "ordinary suicides" committed for obvious down-to-earth ...
... Goddamn Space Flight Center. It requires an astounding leap of faith to believe that NASA, an agency which has on its employee rolls some of the brightest and most intelligent people on earth, was dumb ...
... oil reserves do not belong to any nation or its people, but to mother earth. As custodians of the planet, it is the sacred duty of oil transnational companies to liberate oil reserves from national boundaries ...
... scrutiny of the manuscripts unearthed from the region which were written in one of the millions of ancient Indian scripts, (this script has lines on top of every letter cluster), the linguists have discovered ...
... earth. Supervillains aspire world domination or universal leadership and use ideology only as a ruse to hide their evil intentions of achieving world supremacy. Being evil geniuses, they also like to show-off ...
... to the 'human' gene, we are also the only specie on earth that doesn't kill members of its own species." claimed Justice Pisayal to a resounding applause from the gathering of distinguished judges-turned-biologists. ...
... captain Andrew Strauss. Boom Shanker (BS), who has been known to keep a close eye on developments of such earth-shaking importance, is of the opinion that the TAI offer stood a very good chance  ...
30. NAKED LUNCH: Blow Daddy
(People/Life/People/Life)
... Because the earth is flat and… What?? The earth is… I heard that! Daddy, do you want to see my science project, or not? Gosh, that bomb? But your science teacher will fail you. No, she wont.  ...
... respect by not having new year celebrations. Even the death of over 40,000 people in Iran Earthquake during the fag end of 2003 failed to move me enough to call off my new year theme party. A huge disaster ...
32. The Big Fight
(Entertainment/Entertainment)
... section of our miserable and terrified society of today, wrestling with the problem of earth-warming and ecological devastation of our planet. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's an act different from the routine ...
33. People Who Need People
(People/Life/People/Life)
... to destroy ourselves completely, wipe ourselves off the face of the earth. That's why greenhouse effect nor global warming seems serious enough to warrant a concrete efforts. Nearly sixty percent of our ...
34. India-A great Country
(Opinion/Editorial)
... on earth itself. Perhaps, Federalism is the way out. We shall write about this in the future.  ...
35. SaturnicShip-One
(World/World)
... frothing from two of his seven mouths. The other five mouths were tightly shut. They were tightly shut because the Vice-President, Dumbus Chickeney had taped them with the Velcro roll that the Earth probe ...
36. Eco-Terrorism
(Opinion/Editorial)
... and India down at the 167th on Planet Earth. it all depends on which side of the line you are. The goras put the environment at the centre while we put the people at the centre. Thus, the matrix changes. ...
37. Marathi American
(National/National)
... defend the earth against terrorism. Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of our world. These acts shattered steel, but they cannot ...
38. Indian Idol
(National/National)
... There is no dearth of such rich idiots who dont know what to do with their money fleeced from the sheeple. The poor uninformed, western educated Kumar K did not know that for us Indians statues are ...
39. Common Sense Expires
(Opinion/Editorial)
... their mundane lives as wage slaves and not stopping to smell the roses along the way and smelling the wet Earth after a bout of spring-scented first summer shower; very few realised he was gone. RIP, friend. ...
40. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Opinion/Editorial)
... Palestine, not a whimper of protest is raised by anyone anywhere. Its as if all of this was happening in Mars and not on Earth. For example out there in Palestine, IDF tanks destroy homes, use the protesting ...