Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

41. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

...  Imagine what a peaceful world it would be if we began serving Palestinian instead of KC strip. A billion Chinese Commies would guarantee us an adequate food supply for years to come. And talk about ...

42. Bush flushed with Honours
(World/World)

... the ballot as a big joke without regard to the city's governance or cost." The renaming would take effect on Jan. 20, when a new president is sworn in. And regardless of the measure's outcome, supporters ...

43. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

... elusive trophy over his head and the rest of the team poured champagne all over him. Such moments don't come often and need to treasured and cherished forever, not just by the generation that was ...

44. Inducat and Mousie game
(National/National)

... things, a rigid discipline taught by the Rats Scavengers Sangh made up of old Hitlerian worshippers. In order to become a member, of the Rats Scavengers Sangh, one must be adept at spotting where ...

45. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... level of "scientific temper" among the researchers. "Scientific temper is something that comes from having unquestioning faith in supernatural stuff revealed by leading super-scientists of the world ...

46. What Wrong did I do ?
(National/National)

... ever. I wanted to let that tag remain with Mr. Gowda. All I wanted was for the country to become self sufficient in energy and so signed a deal with US to provide materials for our nuclear power plants. After ...

47. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)

... will eat. If she is talking to her boy friend or surfing the browser for breaking news, you may not. Squatting on the pavement life becomes as simple as that- someone's whim!! And on the pavements of Mahim ...

48. Laluji Kehat hain
(National/National)

... caught. I can't anger my red friends ,nor say anything to Madamji.Whenever I try to broker some deal between them, my situation becomes worse then a pimp.My situation becomes like "dhobi ka kukkur na ...

49. Marathi American
(National/National)

... Statue of Shivaji. "Just like Americans, Maharashtrians are also brave people. It is natural for one brave clan to recognize other." added MNS spokesperson. "Two great societies have come together ...

50. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

... of our country is dilapidated, yet most of the homes of people in the middle and upper class income bracket are clean, appropriately chic and well-maintained. The contradiction in the spruceness between ...