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21. Virgin Auction
(People/Life/People/Life)

... merely sexual release, he could masturbate. His pleasure comes from the woman's total emotional and physical response to him. A prostitute or a professional virgin is not going to satisfy him. FEMINISM ...

22. From BhaiyaLand:Patriotisam Pays
(People/Life/People/Life)

... become backward. People living here thought first about the country, India and then about the region they live in. For them, development of India mattered more then development of their region. It was ...

23. From BhaiyaLand
(People/Life/People/Life)

... Tamil accent in Hindi movies used to be spoken by comedians, the bhojpuri accent was reserved  for uncultured, uneducated villagers representing a character in the films  who doesn't know any manner's ...

24. A Republican Surprise
(World/World)

... engrossed in the search for his running mate. You may perk up and ask, how does me sitting in Bombay, come to know about an obscure site, whose Alexa ranking is, 2,717,313 as I punch this out at 2 minutes ...

25. India-A great Country
(Editorial/Editorial)

... has become. This is a country which is a satire unto itself. We talk about this as India. Where is India ? People in North East don't consider themselves as part of India and desire independence. Up ...

26. To be Born or Not to be born
(People/Life/People/Life)

... has become a hard task these days and with the demands of time where children start competing with each other for family honours very early, any child with a disability would be difficult to be taken ...

27. SaturnicShip-One
(World/World)

... of course also on black leather garments that come with whips and screams by some hired Huendins. You are just trying to distract all of us that the Earthlings would send supply ships to take back all ...

28. Terrible Tuesday
(Editorial/Editorial)

... France and Germany as belonging to `old' Europe and welcomed the countries of `new' Europe, like Italy and Spain  because they supported the USA despite strong domestic opposition. So if one were ...

29. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

... depend on the use of the weapon and a bunch of mercurial politicians!! To the political strategist, this weapon then becomes an implied threat to be brandished to the authority that similarly sits in ...

30. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... tool is a caged parrot. The mechanism - the parrot when allowed to come out of the cage is trained to pick one booklet from many that the astrologer spreads out. And based on the clues printed in ...

31. Amar Chitra Katha
(National/National)

... taxes on Oil companies and GSM operators. One was against Reliance Petroleum and the other was meant for Reliance Communication. From political gatecrasher to India's Most Wanted, Amar Singh has come a ...

32. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)

... knocking down any one and anything that comes in the way between them and the limited number of empty seats available. Only a lucky few, trained specialists in the art of grabbing window seats, manage ...

33. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

... or so..where does the "cutting-edge technology" crap come from? As the goras get all hysteric about greenhouse gases and climate change, they thrust the so called third world with the spears of 'sustainable ...

34. India Wins World Sports-Viewing Championship
(Sports/Sports)

It was a super Sunday yesterday. Roger Federer took on Rafael Nadal for the third successive final between the two at Wimbledon, attempting to become the first man since 19th century to win six Wimbledon ...

35. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... it a leper amongst the comity of nations. It has become an illegitimate creation unfit to rule. Consequently, all of its authorities over Americans as individuals are hereby removed and the United ...

36. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... is destined to become a great super-heroine who will keep picking up awards and honors whatever she does in her life since Sun and Jupiter are favorably placed in her natal charts bringing her glory ...

37. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... time has passed and the equations, compulsive though in their dynanics have become as static as the still-dead waters of the polluted Yamuna which has become soul-less thanks to the dirty sullage of Raajniti ...

38. Hypocratic Oath
(Science/Science)

... such men as are engaged in this work and wherever possible leave the instruments of my trade within the sufferers for later retrieval.Whatever houses I may visit, I will come for the benefit of the sick ...

39. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... the age-group twenty-five to thirty-five years, having a family income of Rs.8000 to Rs.15,000 per month, and living in a household of typically six members" The housewife in question - target of intensive ...

40. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... on which has better action, more comedy and suspense, but has remained unnoticed by most of viewers, since it's being beamed free of charge. Show: 123 Location: 7 Race course road, 10 Janpath, AKG ...