Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. To be Born or Not to be born
(People/Life/People/Life)

... alive, leave alone the fact reaching his position.With the latest controversy of Mehta couple having the rights of aborting their child or not,since doctor expect him to come up with a rare heart disease ...

2. SaturnicShip-One
(World/World)

... of course also on black leather garments that come with whips and screams by some hired Huendins. You are just trying to distract all of us that the Earthlings would send supply ships to take back all ...

3. Terrible Tuesday
(Editorial/Editorial)

... France and Germany as belonging to `old' Europe and welcomed the countries of `new' Europe, like Italy and Spain  because they supported the USA despite strong domestic opposition. So if one were ...

4. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

... depend on the use of the weapon and a bunch of mercurial politicians!! To the political strategist, this weapon then becomes an implied threat to be brandished to the authority that similarly sits in ...

5. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... tool is a caged parrot. The mechanism - the parrot when allowed to come out of the cage is trained to pick one booklet from many that the astrologer spreads out. And based on the clues printed in ...

6. Amar Chitra Katha
(National/National)

... taxes on Oil companies and GSM operators. One was against Reliance Petroleum and the other was meant for Reliance Communication. From political gatecrasher to India's Most Wanted, Amar Singh has come a ...

7. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)

... knocking down any one and anything that comes in the way between them and the limited number of empty seats available. Only a lucky few, trained specialists in the art of grabbing window seats, manage ...

8. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

... or so..where does the "cutting-edge technology" crap come from? As the goras get all hysteric about greenhouse gases and climate change, they thrust the so called third world with the spears of 'sustainable ...

9. India Wins World Sports-Viewing Championship
(Sports/Sports)

It was a super Sunday yesterday. Roger Federer took on Rafael Nadal for the third successive final between the two at Wimbledon, attempting to become the first man since 19th century to win six Wimbledon ...

10. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... it a leper amongst the comity of nations. It has become an illegitimate creation unfit to rule. Consequently, all of its authorities over Americans as individuals are hereby removed and the United ...

11. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... is destined to become a great super-heroine who will keep picking up awards and honors whatever she does in her life since Sun and Jupiter are favorably placed in her natal charts bringing her glory ...

12. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... time has passed and the equations, compulsive though in their dynanics have become as static as the still-dead waters of the polluted Yamuna which has become soul-less thanks to the dirty sullage of Raajniti ...

13. Hypocratic Oath
(Science/Science)

... as are engaged in this work and wherever possible leave the instruments of my trade within the sufferers for later retrieval.Whatever houses I may visit, I will come for the benefit of the sick and demand ...

14. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... the age-group twenty-five to thirty-five years, having a family income of Rs.8000 to Rs.15,000 per month, and living in a household of typically six members" The housewife in question - target of intensive ...

15. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... which has better action, comedy and suspense, but has remained unnoticed by most of the viewers, since it's being beamed free of charge. Show: 123 Location: 7 Race course road, 10 Janpath, AKG Bhavan ...

16. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

...  Imagine what a peaceful world it would be if we began serving Palestinian instead of KC strip. A billion Chinese Commies would guarantee us an adequate food supply for years to come. And talk about ...

17. Bush flushed with Honours
(World/World)

... the ballot as a big joke without regard to the city's governance or cost." The renaming would take effect on Jan. 20, when a new president is sworn in. And regardless of the measure's outcome, supporters ...

18. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

... elusive trophy over his head and the rest of the team poured champagne all over him. Such moments don't come often and need to treasured and cherished forever, not just by the generation that was ...

19. Inducat and Mousie game
(National/National)

... things, a rigid discipline taught by the Rats Scavengers Sangh made up of old Hitlerian worshippers. In order to become a member, of the Rats Scavengers Sangh, one must be adept at spotting where ...

20. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... level of "scientific temper" among the researchers. "Scientific temper is something that comes from having unquestioning faith in supernatural stuff revealed by leading super-scientists of the world ...