Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

21. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... and made public. People have a right to know the truth about aliens" Seetho Juan, spokesman of the elders said that the governing body has sent a fact-finding team to find out the veracity of the claims ...

22. Dear SMS
(National/National)

... general category is dreaming of doing his P.G in Political Sciences. Perhaps, you could bring all your sagacity to bear and be able to make him change his stance and leave his seat for some OBC candidate. For ...

23. Sony Corp launches Onion Disks & Drives
(Business/Business)

... spot. This allows more information to be stored in the same area. In addition to the optical improvements, Onion Discs feature improvements in data encoding that further increase the capacity. Apart ...

24. Chinese Speak: Tibetans cause for our woes
(Editorial/Editorial)

... that thousands may still be missing in this capitol city and nearby towns. Between 2010 and 2012, the whole world will get polarized and prepare for the ultimate dooms day. Heavy political maneuvers ...

25. Indian Muslim - 2
(People/Life/People/Life)

... not is a separate matter. And then whether he calls all that "Casteism" or something else is just a matter of semantics. And the crowning glory would be a City dwelling Tribal fellow holding on to some ...

26. I Am Sorry
(Editorial/Editorial)

... know surname of most my friends. 3) This is something I am sorry to say. To be a Bhaiya in a Marathi city of Maharashtra. It doesn't matter if I like puran poli or sabudana wada more then aloo ...

27. Humour-challenged Amitabh Bachchan Threatens Satire Writer
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... forced to personally launder our clothes every morning. All the free publicity we may receive if Mr. Bachchan blogs about us might help us move to a more pleasant location!  ...

28. The Satirical Guide to the Indian Stock Market
(Business/Business)

... know how much electricity is needed to keep a central AC running when the external temperature is 60 degrees? 5. Forget power costs, they don't have too many generators installed yet. 6. In some areas, ...

29. Survey: 12.9 million Mumbaikars have done nothing for Mumbai
(National/National)

12.9 million residents, constituting 99.9% of Mumbai's population, have done absolutely nothing for their city, says a new survey conducted by United Media Group. The survey carried out in the wake ...

30. Mee Mumbaikar
(People/Life/People/Life)

... am only comparing the kind of influence and magnetism they have. Balasaheb as he is fondly called by the Mumbaikars has been constantly the watchdog of the Marathi pride of this city and state and has ...

31. IPL & Inflation - The Hidden Link
(Sports/Sports)

... food prices resulting in food riots all over the city of Rome. During that period of time, Egypt was considered to be the grain basket of Rome. When the grain wagons stopped rolling down the Via Apia or ...

32. What Wrong did I do?? asks Baalu
(National/National)

The row over Union Minister T R Baalu's admission that he used his official capacity to help his son get a gas deal is now snowballing into a political crisis. The Rajya Sabha saw pandemonium on Thursday ...

33. IPL not my cup of tea, says reader.
(Sports/Sports)

... doesn't lend itself easily to support any one of the eight teams in the fray. Except for the pink city, Jaipur with which I've no relationship whatsoever, I find all the other cities equally appealing. ...

34. American Gas opens its production centre in India
(Business/Business)

... Texas to Patna in India.       A spokesperson of the company said that the company has decided to move the plant to city of Patna because it was able to find more capable employees ...

35. IPL: Hype emerges as the biggest winner
(Sports/Sports)

... faculties leading to blind acceptance of the hyped product. Anand Prakash, 60, a retired government officer from the pink city was not much of a cricket fan preferring to spend most of his time reading ...

36. Are 'we' poor or 'them'?
(Editorial/Editorial)

... night the city hospitals deal with two or three dozen cases of suicide or attempted suicide. They are ?accidents of modernity?, people for whom nothing has replaced decaying structures of meaning. Even ...

37. Researchers discover two new behavioral syndromes
(Science/Science)

... that a survey has ranked Mumbai as the seventh dirtiest city in the world. The other new item was about four Indians making it to the list of top ten billionaires in the world. Dr. Paranjpe's instinctively ...

38. The Evil Chinese are at it again!!
(National/National)

... world toy guns that look suspiciously close to .357 magnum king cobra colt revolver? According to Mumbai police, as many as 9 out of 10 robberies in parts of city have been committed using these ...

39. Onion Uttapam Special Update on Earth Hour
(World/World)

What was it? It was billed as one hour of darkness, when lights would be switched off all over the world voluntarily as a symbolic effort to reduce electricity consumption and fight global warming. The ...