Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. Terrible Tuesday
(Editorial/Editorial)

... Govt's very own, the chairperson of the Department of Atomic Energy, the deal will increase India's installed energy capacity only by 2.5% by 2020.  So the desperation with which Manmohan Singh is trying ...

2. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... we will recommend public issue. From being a partner of a small firm or to a private limited company, we play on his psyche and encourage him to go for a public issue. If his capacity today is 1000 ...

3. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)

In the so-called 'Maximum City', the denizens battle daily for the bare minimum - a window seat in local trains, which function as arteries of the city keeping the city's economy ticking, rattling ...

4. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

... exist. Human ingenuity has overcome resource shortages time and again, developing new technologies, using commodities more efficiently, overcoming scarcity and improving our living standards. The real ...

5. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... the sagacity of Surjeet Singh and the non-participation of Basu is being sorely felt at the Writers building. With rising fuel prices, the whole country has come to believe that the 123 treaty would apply ...

6. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... research of multinational companies, living in some rat-infested colony in a city or a mud house in a rusty village, slaving all her day in her kitchen, washing the family's laundry, bringing up the ...

7. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... their cards in the name of People, but it is the common man who is suffering whose only concern is with rising inflation and shortage of electricity in his home. When will the Powers that be understand ...

8. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

... is grossly inadequate to preserve OUR planet for those of us who count. Humanity has exceeded its carrying capacity and our numbers continue to grow exponentially. We’ve got to start killing off the ...

9. Bush flushed with Honours
(World/World)

... their history rather than letting them define their own history." Not surprisingly, those Republicans in a city that voted 83 percent Democratic in 2004 are not thrilled with the idea. Howard Epstein, ...

10. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)

... novice, whatever may be the outward prosperity that I am dressed in. This neighborhood, has had the "bhookh" restaurents for decades. The city's broken, drifting men squat in neat rows in front of each ...

11. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

Recent comments made by a local councillor blaming Indians for the litter crisis in the city of London has caused tremendous heart-burn amongst litter-ate Indians residing in the British Isles. Miss ...

12. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

... have a long distance bf, we met through a SNS.Also there is another guy who lives in the same city as my bf, and they both have met recently. This guy keeps on inviting my bf for movies over the weekend ...

13. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Editorial/Editorial)

... short of accountability" he added that the general situation in Palestine was "abominable and something you would not wish on your worst enemy." The problem with the World's complicity is that even after ...

14. Shiv Khera: You can win, but you are likely to lose
(People/Life/People/Life)

... middle level employees in corporations or such usual suckers for his glib talk, couldn't help being brutally honest while facing young graduates and undergraduates from city colleges who had gathered to ...

15. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... and made public. People have a right to know the truth about aliens" Seetho Juan, spokesman of the elders said that the governing body has sent a fact-finding team to find out the veracity of the claims ...

16. Dear SMS
(National/National)

... general category is dreaming of doing his P.G in Political Sciences. Perhaps, you could bring all your sagacity to bear and be able to make him change his stance and leave his seat for some OBC candidate. For ...

17. Sony Corp launches Onion Disks & Drives
(Business/Business)

... spot. This allows more information to be stored in the same area. In addition to the optical improvements, Onion Discs feature improvements in data encoding that further increase the capacity. Apart ...

18. Chinese Speak: Tibetans cause for our woes
(Editorial/Editorial)

... that thousands may still be missing in this capitol city and nearby towns. Between 2010 and 2012, the whole world will get polarized and prepare for the ultimate dooms day. Heavy political maneuvers ...

19. Indian Muslim - 2
(People/Life/People/Life)

... not is a separate matter. And then whether he calls all that "Casteism" or something else is just a matter of semantics. And the crowning glory would be a City dwelling Tribal fellow holding on to some ...

20. I Am Sorry
(Editorial/Editorial)

... know surname of most my friends. 3) This is something I am sorry to say. To be a Bhaiya in a Marathi city of Maharashtra. It doesn't matter if I like puran poli or sabudana wada more then aloo ...