Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

41. The Evil Chinese are at it again!!
(National/National)

... world toy guns that look suspiciously close to .357 magnum king cobra colt revolver? According to Mumbai police, as many as 9 out of 10 robberies in parts of city have been committed using these ...

42. Nalini Sriharan: I wanted to see the earth shake
(National/National)

... But according to Nalini's lawyer, in the one-on-one meeting, Priyanka wanted to know why her father, "a good man", was killed, and this is what transpired between the two: Priyanka: My father was a good ...

43. Statutory Warning: Mobile Phones are injurious to your health
(World/World)

... worldwide each year according to the World Health Organisation. But Khurana, who has based his findings on an analysis of over 100 researches on the effects of cell phones, said the radiation from mobiles ...

44. Tabloids reveal movie stars just love holi
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... According to Swati Malhota, 19, resident to Navpada, Thane "I used to love playing holi. But after being hit by a water-balloon on my temple, which almost blinded me, I gave up playing holi. But reading ...

45. Notes of Suicides
(People/Life/People/Life)

In 2006, 5,857 students or 16 a day committed suicide across India due to exam stress. And these are just the official figures. According to the unofficial figures around 30 young people commit suicide ...

46. Freakonomics - The role of email chain letters in making our world a better place
(World/World)

... and prosperity mostly belonged to high-income groups and were indeed more prosperous than those without computers and email ids." According to Levitt, "It became increasingly self-evident that the main ...

47. 100 Farmers commit Suicide in Punjab
(National/National)

... offence. According to our sources the farmer started committing suicides next day after the Budget presentation by the FM Mr. P. Chidambram.The Farmers had paid there huge loans back to the bank ...

48. M.F.Hussain to Paint Currency Notes featuring Amrita Rao
(People/Life/People/Life)

...  Series of currency notes painted by MF Hussain featuring outlines of a female specified as Madhuri Dixit According to one such rumor, MF Hussain never managed to learn painting the complexities ...