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Martian Or Tibetan

Martian Or Tibetan

The Mars Phoenix Lander has sent back historic pictures from the red planet that indicates life did exist there aeons back.

This image appears to be that of a Martian creature climbing a big sand hill. The creature appears to be sitting there lifeless. Scientists in NASA have claimed that the creature was part of an official torch bearing team for Martian Olympics and may have frozen to death while carrying the torch on top of the hill.

This discovery is an important development in the race for colonization of space, which currently planet Earth being in the lead. We don't have reports from anywhere else in space of sighting of such a creature, so we can completely conclude that this creature is a dead Martian.

NASA has spent a billion dollars in its bid to win the space race over the past five decades, and it claims to be making good progress. The Mars Lander took this image when it was carrying the Beijing Olympic torch to the highest mountain on mars this year.

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