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Researchers discover new office unproductivity syndrome

Researchers discover new office unproductivity syndrome

After years of research, finally researchers have achieved a breakthrough in office disease syndromes. Surveys across offices in India have shown that there is a syndrome called Traumatic Managerial No Work Syndrome which has been affecting work place productivity in at least 25% of the work force. Incidence is particularly higher in the workers who have been promoted recently to managerial posts.

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"Wada Paav was the staple diet of ancient Indians": United Archeological Surveys, Inc.

17th November, 3050: Archeologists from the United Archeological Surveys, Inc. studying the ancient Indian civilization in the ruins of the natural deep harbor in the wes...
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Scientists find secret of perfect penalty save to counter perfect penalty kick

Scientists find secret of perfect penalty save to counter perfect penalty kickA few days after scientists discovered the perfect formula for a penalty kick, another group of scientists have claimed they have discovered the perfect formula to save t...
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Judge turns scientist, discovers a new sub-human race

Judge turns scientist, discovers a new sub-human raceNew Delhi: A seminar organized in the city by the Indian Law Institute turned into a science laboratory, when Justice Parijit Pisayal claimed that he has discovered a new...
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Dr. Fatkins New Diet Plan

Dr. Fatkins New Diet Plan This book is intended for those who wish to lose excess weight by way of dietary modifications. It is written with the average healthy individual in mind and not who ma...
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A Mosquito bites, enters history books.

A Mosquito bites, enters history books.Finnish police believe they have caught a car-thief thanks to a DNA sample taken from a sample of his blood found inside a mosquito. The mosquito was asked politely to gi...
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Hypocratic Oath

Hypocratic OathTo hold him who has taught me this art as equal to my parents and to live my life in partnership with him, and if he is in need of money to give him a share of ill-gotten...
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Indian Scientists Debate: Is Flying Spaghetti Monster for real?

Indian Scientists Debate: Is Flying Spaghetti Monster  for real?Inane surveys ought to be banned. They are generally a cause of great deal of futile debates and purposeless controversies. Another pointless survey featuring Indian scie...
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Study shows that people who write are better at writing

Study shows that people who write are better at writing A new study carried out by researchers at Batlimore University has revealed a startling link between writing frequently and better writing skills. According to the stu...
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