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God Convicted of Mass Killing

God Convicted of Mass Killing

After tens of thousands of years of getting away with murder of billions of earthlings, God, creator of universe and of billions of humans, was today convicted of mass killing of people by the Supreme Court of India. Setting aside the conventional wisdom that since god is creator of life, he has right to take away life too, Justice Chaudhary convicted god of genocide after conclusion of hearings on the writ petition filed against god in the SC by scientists of Institute of Study of Death (ISD).

"So what if god creates life? Creating life doesn't give anyone license to kill. Even mothers have no right to kill their children once they are born. So why should god be given immunity from prosecution?" asked the judge while delivering judgement against god in a 6,00,000 page judgement, which the judge refused to read out in full fearing he would die from exhaustion before finishing reading it.

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