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Phallic-looking thing fails to take off due to 'Thrust Deficit'

Saturday, 25 September 2010 12:55
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A user trial of a phallic resembling thing, which supposedly has the capability of partially obliterating the country of Pakistan during a potential future event when India and Pakistan will mutually strike each other with nuclear-enabled phallic things in an effort to mutually fuck each other in order to grab full and complete control of the troubled state of Jammu & Kashmir, ended up tragically obliterating itself before it could take off.

The nine metre-tall phallic thing, propelled by sticky, watery fluid, with a shooting range long enough to wipe out any territory inside of Pakistan, was fired from a launching device early in the morning from some place in state of Orissa. But sources in the Defense Research and...

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Internet Chatters Never Roll On The Floor Laughing, Study Finds

Friday, 23 April 2010 00:28
Written by NLMAO (Not-laughing-my-ass-off), onionuttapam news
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People who use acronyms like LMAO or ROTFL on the Internet in order to show their appreciation of a joke or a funny anecdote are likely to be a lying when they claim that they are rolling on the floor laughing or laughing their assess off. A new study carried out by the university of Oklahoma has discovered that lying is rampant on the Internet.

The researchers spying several thousand...

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God Convicted of Mass Killing

Monday, 08 March 2010 01:49
Written by Anshul, onion uttapam news
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After tens of thousands of years of getting away with murder of billions of earthlings, God, creator of universe and of billions of humans, was today convicted of mass killing of people by the Supreme Court of India. Setting aside the conventional wisdom that since god is creator of life, he has right to take away life too, Justice Chaudhary convicted god of genocide after conclusion of...

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Tweet the Truth on Twitter

Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:50
Written by Anshul, onion uttapam news
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Leading social networking site, Twitter has incorporated a new, revolutionary feature in its short messaging service. It announced today that it is launching a new service to make the world a more truthful place. The new feature, which has been named as 'Twitter truth' (http://truth.twitter.com) is result of a new algorithm developed by the company which ensures that whenever you tweet...

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NGO sues companies for playing with health of Indians

Saturday, 13 February 2010 20:58
Written by Anshul, onion uttapam news
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Cleanair, an NGO devoted to environment cleaning and reducing air pollution, has filed a Public Interest Litigation (PIL) in Supreme Court of India accusing various companies of playing with the environment of India and with the health of its people. The NGO has named around 100 companies as party to the PIL. Some of the major companies mentioned in the petition are Archies, Hallmark...

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