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"Natalie Dylan", the 22-year-old San Diego woman who is auctioning her virginity to pay her tuition is a Women's Studies grad.Her decision to prostitute herself is the natural result of an "education" ( i.e. indoctrination) that trashes marriage and family. It also shows how feminism, which pretended to oppose the sexual objectification of women, has had the exact opposite effect.

Sounding every bit the feminist, Ms. Dylan (not her real name) says: "I don't have a moral dilemma about it. We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself."

This girl has a degree in Woman's Studies and yet thinks her most valuable asset is her vagina?

Yet she wishes to raise the price of that commodity by recalling the traditional morality that held virginity in high regard.

Can she have it both ways?

Men put a value on virginity only in a wife. Virginity in a prostitute is not an asset, but a serious liability.

Dylan proposes to complete the transaction at a Nevada brothel where her sister already works. Why would a man pay an exorbitant price for an amateur when he is surrounded by pros?

In 2004, Rosie Reid, an 18-yr. old British lesbian sold her virginity for $20,000. Reid admitted the experience was "horrible" but blessedly brief. "It was horrible. . . I felt nervous and scared," she said.

How much pleasure can a man get from sex with such a woman? Dylan's venture exposes her (and society's) naive attitude about sex. If a man's satisfaction were merely sexual release, he could masturbate. His pleasure comes from the woman's total emotional and physical response to him. A prostitute or a professional virgin is not going to satisfy him.

FEMINISM AND SEX

Sex has become a commodity because feminism has alienated women from their social role as wives and mothers. Divorced from this identity, they are sexual commodities and sex is impersonal physical release.

Inversely, men generally do not see wives and mothers as sex objects. For one thing, another man will thrash them if they do.

Women used to devote their lives to their families and saved their virginity for their husband. This had the effect of creating stable permanent marriages capable of producing healthy children. Families are necessary for our personal development, no matter if we are women , men or children.

Feminism, with its hidden lesbian agenda, is brainwashing and social engineering. It was fostered by the financial elite in order to destabilize family en route to creating a totalitarian state. The destruction of the family was a plank in the Communist Manifesto, which was financed by these same bankers.

Young women today are lost souls, betrayed by their society to think their only value lies in sex appeal and career. They are willing to have promiscuous sex to assuage their sense of worthlessness. This only undermines their chance of marital success.

Ironically, Natalie Dylan wants to use her money to pursue a Master's degree in "Marriage and Family Therapy."
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"Natalie Dylan", the 22-year-old San Diego woman who is auctioning her virginity to pay her tuition is a Women's Studies grad.Her decision to...

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derebail2009 said:

Well surmised maverick, it seems to be commercial world after all
 
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maverick58 said:

smilies/grin.gif..way to go Kabir!!
 
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Kabir said:

If this story helps Indians to get over their virginity obsession, it may be worthwhile. So many men have lost so much for so little!

King Phillip II of 16th century Spain had a son named Don Carlos, Prince of Astoria. One night in 1562 he had been to a lovely place lit only by light red to acquire the latest in an auction of the sort with which this article deals. His hymn to the hymen over, Carlos was coming down the dark staircase, fumbling his way, when he lost a step, landed on his head and was paralysed. The noble Spanish Monk of Franciscan order who caused him to get well after the profligate prayed to him was Saint Didacus who had died decades earlier. The hymen-hounder saw the Saint blessing him in a vision and he became well enough to continue to charge such membranous fortresses again and again.

And it is after Sant Diadacus that Natalie's City of San Diego is named. "Natalie" roughly means "birthday" and she is welcome to India if she ever wants a re-birth. Here is how:-

Americans being kids get excited by such stories. Indians should know better.There is nothing in this story that can be new or shocking considering that "Nath-Utarana" is one of the oldest pleasures, if at all it is a pleasure, available in India right since Amrapali the Nagarvadhu (Wife to the City) set up her House of Pleasure in Vaishali and Heena Begum fluttered eyelashes at Mehboob-ki-Kehandi in Hyderabad.

The asking rate in an auction for a "Natalie" in India ranges between rupees 100-500 thousand. Multiple "Nath-Utarna" ceremony is perfectly normal since fees of a plastic surgeon for hymenorrhaphy or hymenoplasty (hymen-reconstruction surgery) is within 22-30 thousand per realistic reconstruction and that leaves a very handsome margin for all to have food in the hymen-chain.



 
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