"I have just never been interested in sex.""I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things." Born in Glasgow, Scotland, in 1903, Meadmore lived in Canada and New Zealand as a child before returning to Britain in her 20s to work as a secretary and housekeeper.She served with the army in Egypt during World War II, and subsequently lived in London and New Zealand before retiring 40 years ago in Cornwall.
Our intrepid reporter, Anshul, sought and was granted a phone interview. Anshul is no stranger to women, especially Raakhi Saawant and Paris Hilton. We reproduce below a partial transcript of the interview.
OU: Hello, calling from India.
CM: Oh!! hiiiiiiieeeee, a call from our colonial past
OU:How were the Egyptians?
CM: I nearly lost it there to one of your countrymen you know[giggles]. He was dark and handsome and touched me on my elbow...
OU:...elbow..
CM: Yes, elbow, its my weakest point....
OU: ..and what happened?...
CM: I got wet[giggles] and I will not tell you where.
OU: Doesnt that mean, you lost your virginity in a moot kind of way, ma'am?
CM: Getting wet is not losing. Its about control.
OU: Control? duh? how come?
CM: What do you mean sir? Come?
OU: Come as in come as in coming and going, ma'am
CM: Oh that!! I thought otherwise.
OU: Why do you think sex is a hassle, ma'am?
CM: All that exercise is certainly not worth it.
OU: But the pay-off surely is good
CM: Oh!! You men. Always thinking of getting into a girl's, like me, skirts!
OU: Ma'am we have no intention whatsoever to get into your[grins]skirt.
CM Ha Ha, as if I will let you in, you brown-gorgeous!!
OU: Lets get on with it, ma'am
CM: See? Men are always in a hurry. They want to do "it" on the staircase, on the balcont when I am enjoying the view and in bed, [ I have very noisy neighbors you know] its always grunts, screams and moans and sighs. How do you think a virgin will be excited by all that noise?
OU: You mean, you still yearn for sex, ma'am?
CM Oh!! Gorgeous, you have understood me perfectly?
OU: [ Anshul has gone for a puke. Maverick has taken over] Ma'am this is Maverick, Anshul has taken a break.
CM: Hi Mav, give me a break.
OU: Break? where?[grin]
CM: Oh!! you Indian men know how to keep getting me wet. Let me go change my nappies, they are soaking, cause of your voice-vibrations.[sigh]
OU: Sure, ma'am
CM: There, I have changed but I am still dripping[sigh]
OU: Thats because of the drop of wine you had, ma'am
CM: You mean wine isan aphrodisaic?
OU: Yes, ma'am. You are a product of your environment, as Jack Nicholson said...
CM: ...ahhh, that hulk....
OU:....you should make the environment a product of yourself.
CM: duh?
OU: For starters, blink and wink at your male nurses...
CM..they are all Pakis and Bangladeshis...
OU:...ask for an Indian.
CM: How will that help?
OU: The Pakis and Bangladeshis will help in changing your nappies whilst the Indian will make you wet aka come[grin]
CM: Getting wet is 'come'?
OU: Yes, ma'am.
CM: Thank you so much. I will send you a visa, please arrive and take care of me.
OU: Gordon brown will be annoyed, ma'am
CM: You idiot, dont you know when a girl wants you, needs you and is panting for you[sounds of panting]
OU: Ma'am, we will send Essbee.
CM: He hums and buzzes like a bee?
OU: Yes, ma'am
CM: Oh!! Thank you so much. I will give him a gift on my 106th birthday[cackle]
OU: Thats his choice, ma'am. Thank you very much for your time. Have a great wetcome.
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One Hundred years of Celibacy
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A British woman who celebrated her 105th birthday this week said the secret to long life was celibacy, adding that she imagined sex was a "lot of...
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