In a recent Incident, Ajith Kumar, a 36 years old person has filed a suit of around 10 crore rupees against God, accusing God of hampering his growth and productivity and his contribution towards the society.

Ajith told this correspondent that he took this step after long thinking and observation. He said that he had felt since the past 10 years that he could contribute much more towards society, his family and his employers, but was not able to. "Every Friday I wished that if I could have one or two more days then I could have kept both my employers and family happy" said Ajith.

He was very angry with God for allowing only seven days in a week. "Imagine if there were more then 7 days - how much more fun it would have been!" said Ajith. With anger visible on his face, he remarked "Times have changed, mankind has changed, every aspect of our life has changed but we have been stuck with the seven days a week concept since centuries. Someone should have protested against this long before".

With a childish grin he said "How nice would it have been, completing a week's work in a week only and not carrying it forward next week".

Mr. Jethmalani a leading lawyer commented that "This would be a great achievement for mankind if Ajith won this case. It would be similar to re-inventing the wheel". Analysts fear that in case the verdict goes in favor of Ajith, it would open floodgates against God and may force Kuber to declare bankruptcy.

"We have started God Relief Fund to collect money, in case that guy wins the case" said an old lady coming out of Kuber's temple.

Comments (3)

Sandy said:

	lol! thanx to Ajith.. or else probably i wud have done something similar!! 7 days r just not enuff!!!!!
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May 27, 2008
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Shruti said:

	Hahahahahahahahahahahaaahahaha!!!!
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May 25, 2008
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ragamuffin said:

	I always thought that our temples wre built for collection of such funds !!
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May 25, 2008
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