People/Life

Guy finally succeeds in becoming 'first' commentator

Thursday, 01 October 2009 17:51

Written by first fetish, onionuttapam news

21-year old, Niket Shah finally succeeded in achieving his lifetime ambition of becoming a first commentator on an article posted on a popular facebook page of a popular website. Although his highly original and innovate comment 'firstish' missed the top position on the comment section, Nikit is proud that his comment was posted at the same time as that of Billy Taylor whose equally original comment 'first' beat him and two other competitors who succeeded in posting their comments at the same time on that article.

"I think we both posted our comments at exactly the same time. Billy's comment is displayed prior to me because I believe comments posted at the same time are sorted alphabetically. I wish I was named Aniket. But never mind..in...

Law student backs away from his plan to build nation

Wednesday, 16 September 2009 12:30

Written by national buffoon, onionuttapam news

22-year old, Yashwant Chavan who is a law student and resides in Nagpur has decided to climb-down from his earlier plan of dedicating his life to the task of nation-building. He will now focus all his energies only on the task of body-building, according to his friends.

Yashwant was inspired to dedicate himself to the task of nation-building after listening to Prime Mininster Manmohan Singh's...

Surprise test on 'How to be Happy' leaves students unhappy

Monday, 14 September 2009 18:11

Written by happy-go-lucky, onionuttapam news

A surprise class test on creative essay writing for class IX students at Holy Mary Holy Jesus High School in Mumbai resulted in heartburn and unhappiness amongst the entire class. Ironically, the topic for the essay was 'How to be Happy?'. Mrs. Sheela Patkar, who teaches English at the school surprised the students by announcing a surprise test on essay-writing. But when she handed out the...

Regular man on street talks uncannily like Amartya Sen

Monday, 10 August 2009 18:11

Written by onionuttapam news network

Raj Purohit, 49, a lower division clerk working with Indian Railways, doesn't give a strong impression as he walks into the Railway Booking Office. A non-descript, regular sort of man, he quickly settles down in his chair. But according to his friends and colleagus, Raj is an undiscovered genius, a scholar and an intellectual on par with leading economist and Nobel Prize winner, Amartya Sen, who...

Reader gets paralyzed choosing budget-related news to read

Tuesday, 07 July 2009 15:06

Written by onionuttapam news network

A reader of Times of India & Economic Times, who missed the budget speech of Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee and the subsequent discussions through out the day and night on 17 different news and business channels became paralyzed by the sheer volume of budget-related articles published in the two newspapers.

"In a way, I was relieved that I was away at work and didn't have to deal with...