People/Life

Hitler and the Budget deciphered at T.Kallipatti

Sunday, 28 February 2010 13:05

Written by maverick58, onionuttapam news

After a protracted session of hostage negotiation, our reporter who was imprisoned in the cage of Valentine at Andipatti by the intrepid Tea-shop-cum-greeting-card dispenser, Thiru.Muniyaandi, was released on the day before Pranab chose to wear the choice of dress of many Indian women, the sari, which hides more and reveals less. Our reporter has put on a tan, which is the envy of all of us here at Mumbai and bravely chose to back to T.Kallipatti, a hamlet close to Andipatti, a day after Pranab’s sari was stripped off by few columnists and the ubiquitous aam-aadmi. Shorn of all the rhetoric and hyperbole, Mayandi, a ration-card holder of T.Kallipatti chose to be brave and speak out to our charming reporter, Mohini Kunwari. Excerpts...

Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred

Friday, 26 February 2010 15:40

Written by Anshul, onion uttapam news

On Wednesday night when Sachin Tendulkar scored 200 runs at Gwalior against the South Africans, becoming the first man to hit a double hundred in a one day international, all of India celebrated. The celebrations were, of course, not for India's victory in the match, but for the reigning god of cricket establishing the unique record of being the only scorer of a double ton in one-dayers...

Local man 140% better than you

Thursday, 25 February 2010 18:20

Written by SD, sirkapyaaz.wordpress.com

Ashrit Shah, 22, is 140% better than you at this moment. Why, you ask? It’s simple. For one, he takes home Rs. 60,000 a month, whereas you take home just Rs. 40,000. That makes him 50% better than you. He works in the Mergers and Acquisitions division of Goldman Sachs at Mumbai, whereas you work in a mid-market investment bank that doesn’t even have an international presence. What a...

Student who killed himself by self-immolation for Telangana finds himself in heavenly Telangana

Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:32

Written by essbee, onion uttapam news

The nineteen year old young boy, S. Yadeiah, who died after self-immolating himself in the Osmania University campus in support of a separate Telangana state, found himself in a separate Telangana state in heaven.

As soon as he died succumbing to his burns at Apollo Hospital, his astral body traveled through a white tunnel for a few minutes finally ending near a signboard, which read...

Nehru and Valentine’s Day at Andipatti

Sunday, 14 February 2010 17:38

Written by maverick58, onionuttapam news

For this special feature on Valentine’s Day which has spread its insidious tentacles all over the world thanks to the MNCs making their global footprints bigger in pursuit of bigger and healthier bottom lines we commissioned our correspondents to spread right across the country and move away from the Metros and Tier-2 cities. So when our intrepid reporter from the South took us...