Prince William & Kate Middleton Taking A Dump...Just Like You
Saturday, 30 April 2011 02:13
Written by onionuttapam news desk
Girl Breaks up With Guy, but still wants to date him and get over him at the same time but not entirely, because there still might be a chance that it may work although she’s not a 100% sure
Monday, 04 October 2010 19:22
Written by SD, sirkapyaaz.wordpress.com
Rajshree Nanem, 22, has finally decided to break it off with her boyfriend of 2 years, exasperated sources said at 3 a.m. today. “This is not going to work out. I don’t see a future,” said Rajshree for the fourth time in as many days. “I’m quite sure about this,” she said as she finally worked up the strength and determination to stick to her choice.
Angry at romanticization of tigers, poacher lashes out at tiger sympathizers
Saturday, 17 April 2010 16:57
Written by essbee, onion uttapam news
"Bloody tiger sympathizers" belched out Dhanvant Pandey, poacher of tigers and president of Anti-Tigers Squad (ATS), with absolute scorn towards the flag-bearers of 'Save the Tiger' Campaign.
Dhanvant Pandey who has been hunting tigers for over two decades in the deeps of Sundarban jungles is an angry man. "These tiger sympathizers should be thrown to the tigers. Confronted by tigers in...
In an event that’s unusual for most people, a cigarette vented out its frustrations to a local youngster this afternoon.
“You!”, shouted the cigarette from between the fingers of the man sitting on his living room couch. “Yeah, I’m talking to you”, it continued, as the man looked around to see if it was referring to someone else.
Gangster convicted of mass-murder demands a chance to prove his leadership skills
Sunday, 28 March 2010 22:20
Written by essbee, onion uttapam news
One of India's most notorious gangster, Naren Ghandu, who was today convicted by a bench of Mumbai High court for being responsible for killing of 40 people and injuring 55 others in a shootout at a Mumbai bar, demanded that he should be given a chance to prove himself. "I'm much more than just a gangster. I request the court to provide me opportunity to display to the people of the...
Steve Jobs tired of stupid iPa But the women in our marketing team have brains, you know. They are not stupid like those nitwit teens on facebook who post the colors of their bras
Hindustan Unilever launches de Hello Sir,
Me and my friend started job work for detergents in Jalandhar(PUNJAB). We want to grow our work, can u deal with us and start to give us j
IndiaTV discovers why Bakhtiya Bakhtiyar Irani, Fuck you, you better leave this country or i will kick yr ass big time, u ass u don't knw hw to act with women, if i wud hv in place
Ambanis, NTPC, Petroleum Minis fuck you both the ambanis. this is national wealth and this should belong to the people of India. why should just u2 benfit? one day the people wil
A wonderful victory for Neo-li fuck you janardhan reddy
fuck you sriramulu. u spent 20 crores on your son's wedding?
what the fuck