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Post Breaking News Stress Syndrome

Saturday, 01 May 2010 21:17
Written by maverick58, onionuttapam news
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Its' been a while since I switched on the TV after the enfant terrible of the BCCI, Lalit Kumar Modi left my TV screen in live motion. Make no mistake, they, the news channels still show him in stills and graphics and previously recorded footage but now there's no Lalit to hand-out releases or one-liners. Even the drab, print media no longer mention his name and I have gone back to solving the sudoku and the jumble and crossword which is my wont on a news-dull day. I can barely look at the TV without suffering from Post Breaking News Stress Syndrome.

For, without the breathtaking news generated by Lalit, Pawar and Shashank, every other bit of news breaking or normal looks and sounds so dull. While they were around and the...

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Bal Thackeray: I'm taking over the mantle of Muslim Marriage Counselor

Saturday, 03 April 2010 12:25
Written by Bal Thackeray, Saamna
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In an exciting new development, Bal Thackeray, the former Shiv Sena legislator has decided to take complete charge of the MMC portfolio which has been lying vacant for the past 60 years or so. We are reproducing the editorial that he wrote yesterday for his propaganda paper, Saamna.

“Our poor Muslim brothers and sisters need guidance in this dark hour of their shame which they themselves...

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Nityananda comes out clean. Says, he was experimenting sex yoga

Monday, 08 March 2010 11:24
Written by Cubicile Blues, http://twitter.com/cubicile_blues
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Self-styled godman Nityananda Swami has written the following open letter in response to the Blogadda.com’s #perkytweets on #Nityananda.


Dear Bhaktjano,


I thank you for supporting me during the darkest hour of my life. Media has launched a vitriolic campaign to destroy my creditability. They have been trying to paint me as some wayward Osho when I am just another godman....

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Waiting For My 33% Valentine

Monday, 15 March 2010 11:07
Written by maverick58
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Its been a month since I popped the question to my Valentine and Her Highness had told me then that she would think about it since I was the first to pop the ask, with one knee bent and with a rose in my right hand, with the left hand behind my back showing her the finger about which she didn’t know anything about. He, He.


Today, after a month every time her assigned tune wakes me up...

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TOI Editor: Let me educate you about ribosomes

Thursday, 08 October 2009 17:05
Written by Editor, Times of India
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Hey people, do you know what a RIBOSOME is? No? Are you absolutely clueless about the properties of this RNA-complex which produces life-regulating protein? Well, as editor of India's leading newspaper, I think it is time you, dear reader, gets some education on protein-producing ribosomes. Why do I need education on ribosome and not on lysosome, centrosome, vesicle, cytoskelton, cytoplasm...

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