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Ministers to go on foreign tour to study austerity measures

In a bid to bolster its austerity drive, the government of India has set up a parliamentary standing committee consisting of cabinet and state ministers which will recommend measures for increasing austerity in all ministries and central government departments.

After a two-hour long meeting held today, the parliamentary committee which met for the first time after being conveyed, announced that it will send all cabinet and state ministers on a special foreign tour of 41 countries to study austerity measures in these countries. After the end of the two-month tour, the committee will meet again and formulate recommendations for increasing austerity based on the suggestions of the committee members.



The committee rejected criticism by...

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Pokhran-II: Much ado about big fucking explosions

Discarding all complicated jargon, casting aside all technical complexities, tossing out all irrelevant details, onionuttapam.com deconstructs the momentous events of May 1998 when two warring subcontinental neighbours decided to wake up & shake up the world by creating big fucking explosions.

Time: 13th May 1998.
Place: Pokhran, Rajasthan
Event: A big fucking explosion down under...

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Over 60 Politicians die of shock, commit suicide

Over 60 politicians, all of them sitting Members of Parliament from Lok Sabha & Rajya Sabha either committed suicide or died of shock after learning that over 2,00,000 farmers all over the country have committed suicide during the last decade. Attending a presentation on India's agricultural crisis, arranged by Save Our Peasants, an NGO working to help debt-ridden farmers deal with their...

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Gujarat cops kill sacked Jet Airways pilots in an alleged fake encounter

Ahmedabad: Gujarat Police today gunned down the two Jet Airway employees who were sacked by Jet Management for forming a union claiming they were undercover Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorists who were under a secret mission to destabilize the country. At around 7:15 PM, a party of Gujarat cops surrounded a car in which the pilots were travelling and told them to surrender. When the pilots tried to flee...

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BJP leader says party will survive as long as hinduism

Prominent BJP leader, Murli Manohar Joshi today in exclusive interview to onionuttapam.com said that obituaries written for BJP were a bit premature and that the party would survive as long as Hinduism continues to survive in this country. The professor of physics who was also a high-ranking minister in  Vajpayee's cabinet reminded detractors of BJP that Hinduism is the oldest surviving...

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