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Congress Party Fails to achieve Consensus on Pizza Order.

The Congress Understanding for a New Telangana State, a committee that does not like to use the abbreviated version of its name, today unintentionally ticked a Domino’s guy off when they called to order lunch.

The committee had a meeting today, and for the whole of yesterday and the day before, at Sonia Gandhi’s house at New Delhi. They deliberated on the Telangana issue till 2 pm, at which time they took a lunch break. The Congress MPs, in a unanimous show of sycophancy decided to order Italian, and promptly called up Dominos. “Yes, Dominos”, said Manmohan Singh, who was given the onerous duty of placing the order in his capacity as the ex-officio chairman of the Planning Commission and that of an economist.

“Yeah, I would...

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Senior media professionals to launch new channel, JTV: Justice For Your Dead Relative

Senior journalists from electronic news media have come together to launch a new 24/7 television channel which will be called as 'Justice for your dead relative'. The Justice channel or JTV , as its name suggests will help provide justice to the relatives of victims of murder, rape or car accidents, when all normal channels of justice fail to provide justice to them.

"India desperately needs...

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Millions of hungry Indians to go on hunger strike demanding food

Over a million hungry people from all over India will go on a hunger strike of indefinite length demanding regular food to eat. The mass hunger strike has been organized by newly-formed group "We Want Food" (WWF) and will be held at various grounds in several cities and state capitals all over the country. In New Delhi, over 2 lac hungry men, women and children will converge at August Kranti...

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Proof that Gandhi Family Owns Network18

Following a lead provided by Rohit Bhan (Click here for the pic), Onionuttapam.com has uncovered shameful pictorial evidence of how sections of our big media pays obeisances to handful of power families of India.

One of India's largest media group, Network18 which owns television channels like IBN-Live, IBN7, IBN-Lokmat, CNBC-TV18 & CNBC Awaaz,  also operates the well-known website...

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Right-wing environmentalists to launch "Save the Tiger" campaign

In response to the threat of extinction faced by ailing tiger, Bal Thackeray, right-wing environmentalists have come together on a single platform to launch 'Save the Tiger' campaign. The septuagenarian tiger who has been ailing since long time received a fresh, new wound when he was forced to eat dust during the recent elections in his home turf, Maharashtra.

A group of right-winger...

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