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TN Special: Temple City gets a new deity or The Day Kadavul wet his diapers

It is official. After the birthday celebrations on 30/12/2010 of  *Kadavul aka Ala-giri, the word is out in the southern districts of Tamilnadu that Kadavul has become the presiding deity of the Temple City as Madurai is known to the tourists that come pouring in day in and day out. Little known to the junta of India until the last Parliamentary Elections, Ala-giri shot to fame when he delivered all the seats up for grabs barring one. The means to that end were questionable but why complain when your door is knocked, a polite enquiry as to the number of voters in the household and depending on the number, envelops containing crisp bank notes handed over. Any protests were snuffed by the removal randomly of an arm or a...

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“Millions of Indians could have been killed in the Pune Attacks”

Indians have thrown aside basic concepts of statistics and probability in the wake of the terror attacks in Pune recently. The first thing that came to the minds of millions of Indians was a statistically close-to-impossible “Oh shit, that could have been me” thought. The probability that millions of them could have been at the German Bakery at the exact time of the blast is close to...

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Thackeray rejects Bharat Ratna awarded to him

Bal Thackeray, who was yesterday announced as recipient of Bharat Ratna 2010, has rejected the honour conferred on him by the Government of India. At a press conference held at his residence Matoshree, Balashabeb Thackeray rejected the award saying that it was an insult to him. Thackeray has been awarded the Bharat Ratna for his services in uniting the country against regional chauvinism.

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Sachin Tendulkar Declared India's Savior God

Although Sachin Tendulkar failed to save India from a humiliating defeat at the hands of South Africa in the Nagpur test, he continues to establish his reputation as a 'Savior' amongst his multitude of fans who see him as an all-purpose deity that can be used to save anything and everything in danger.

Onionuttapam.com has learnt about various plans to utilize the services of the popular...

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Pawar to make India healthy

Taking into consideration his extraordinary interest in the health of the country, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has assigned Sharad Pawar additional responsibility of Health Ministry. The NCP leader who was till now heading the Union ministry for Agriculture and ministry of consumer affairs, Food and Public Distribution will now hold the additional responsibility of Health Ministry too.  Sharad...

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