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Rahul Gandhi to join cabinet as Minister for PM-in-waiting

Wednesday, 20 May 2009 18:59
Written by essbee, onion uttapam news
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Rahul Gandhi, son of Congress President, Sonia Gandhi, will be sworn into the cabinet as Minister for PM-in-waiting, a newly established ministry specially created to ease in the young Gandhi into the role of India's future Prime Minister. This new ministry will continue to function until Prime Minister Manmohan Singh kicks the bucket or resigns prematurely on health grounds due to constant mental pressure from Gandhi family lackeys to make way for Rahul Gandhi, whichever is earlier. The ministry of PM-in-waiting has been created by the Prime Minister to mollify the large number of sycophants in the Congress party who cannot bear to see Rahul Gandhi in any post lesser in status than the post of Prime Minister.

As minister for...

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Low Voter Turnout in Mumbai. Why?

Friday, 01 May 2009 16:10
Written by onion uttapam news
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Despite anger over 26/11 attacks and heavily promoted nationwide campaign by a tea company to wake up voters, Mumbai witnessed only a 43 % voter turnout, 4% lower compared to previous elections. The low voter turnout has shocked politicians, pollsters and media who expected a far better response this time. Anchors at television news channels who spent thousands of hours discussing the potential...

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Media: India has no problems

Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:42
Written by Divya Kumar
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Conglomeration of Indians News channels today made official what we have not been witnessing for months - their election coverage will not involve scrutiny of core issues such as unemployement, poverty, farmer suicides, crumbling infrastructure, pollution and continued domination of north-eastern states in Indian Idol.
“Quite like the ruling party, we have demonstrated in the last five years...

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(Open only if you are below 18-)

Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:19
Written by onionuttapam news network
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This message is only for those below the age of 18..

Since, if you are above 18, you are most likely to be influenced by movie stars like Aamir Khan exhorting you to vote OR by sponsored advertisements of tea companies yelling at you to wake up from your sweet slumber. If watching celebrities, who themselves never vote, preaching to you about the merits of voting hasn't infuriated you and if...

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The other broken protocols at the G20 summit

Sunday, 05 April 2009 00:35
Written by onionuttapam news network
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It was an electrifying moment of palpable majesté: A breach of centuries-long protocol when the soft-spoken Indian PM Manmohan Singh asked for Barack Obama's autograph.The protocols concerning leaders of sovereign nations have been set in stone for generations. 'Whatever you do,' diplomats are apt to warn, 'don't ask for autographs from a head of a state if you happen to be a head of a...

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