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When Bhaji was labeled as "Racist", whole India stood behind him because we are not racist by nature. We don't believe in racism, that is why we supported Shilpa Shetty when she was labeled as Dark Skin in Big Brother. The whole country was united behind her against her roommates in Big Brother.

We as a country condemn any form of racism that is why we were first one to support international ban on South Africa for propagating apartheid. This is all because we Indians don't believe in racism.
When we say we don't propagate racism, it is because we don't. It doesn't matter whether if our funniest jokes are on Sardars', Madarasis' or Biharis'. For they are only jokes and jokes are not meant to be serious.

When a North Indian makes fun of food cooked in Coconut oil or when a South Indian makes fun of North Indian food cooked in lot's of masaland mustard oil, they are just making fun, but they are not being racist.

We are not propagating racism when we kill our daughters when they marry someone outside our caste, we only save our honor. Similarly when we don't eat food cooked by lower caste people we are not following racism we are only saving our caste from being poluted.

When a Hindu labels a Muslim as terrorist and suspects him, he doesn't follow racism; he is being a nationalist and doing his duty towards his country. Similarly when Muslim scorns a Hindu he is not being racist, only he is doing his duty as demanded by his religion.

When a Raj Thackrey announces that "Maharashtra is only for Marathi's", he is not being regionalist or racist, he is only fighting for the rights of Sons of Soil.

Whatever we do it will be in name of religion, region, caste and language, but we will not be labelled as racist. Even if we bend down on our knees in front of White man and call a black one as "Kaliya", we still will not be racist.

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ragamuffin said:

	Well said ! A rose called by any other name would smell just as sweet !! Casteism, regionalism, religious fanaticism or RACISM ,all amount to the same.Its high time we Indians brodened our vision and fought against these practices.
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