Sharad Pawar: Indian Rats Are Now Hunger-Free

After centuries of battling hunger and starvation, Indian rodents can at last breathe a sign of relief. Union Minister for Agriculture, Consumer Affairs, Food and Public Distribution today proudly announced that Indian rats have become hunger-free. "It is with great pleasure that I announce to the nation that our country has finally eradicated hunger and starvation for its billions of rodent population.

At a special function held at Chandigarh, capital of Punjab & Haryana, Sharad Pawar congratulated Indian farmers for producing surplus wheat stock year after year to help our rodents achieve freedom from hunger. "It has been a long and arduous struggle for us to make India hunger-free for our large rodent population. But thanks to the hard work and toil of our farmers, we can finally declare India hunger-free for rats."

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Congratulating the Punjab Government for letting millions of tonnes of wheat rot in open, Pawar said that the government of Punjab has created a model form of food distribution which should be lauded by one and all for its simplicity in distributing food grains to hungry rodents. "Its a unique public distribution system which combines socialism with charity and helps feed millions of hungry rats. But of course, none of this would have been possible without the efforts of our farmers who have time and again produced surplus stocks to help feed our poor rats."

In last three years, the stockpiles of wheat in Punjab has grown to monumental proportions. According to media reports, 7.2 million metric tonnes of wheat grain is stored in graneries while 6.5 million metric tonnes of wheat lies in the open. The value of the food grain that is rotting is estimated to be about Rs. 8000-10000 crores.

Chief Minister of Punjab, Parkash Singh Badal lamented that many millions of tons still continue to rot unconsumed because of lack of storage facilities and adequate communication system. He said that since they have exhausted all their warehouses and storages, the state has no option but to let the wheat stacks lie in open on roads. He called for Central government to make more efforts to communicate to rats all over the country about the existence of free, surplus wheat stocks in the graneries of Punjab to ensure that the food grains do not rot without being consumed. "Yes, we are very proud that our rats are finally hunger-free, but we cannot just sit on our laurels and need to do a lot more. It is also necessary that we achieve equality in food distribution. It's a painful sight to see the inequalities that exist between the rats of Punjab, Haryana and our neighbouring states and rats of states from faraway states like Orissa, Madhya Pradesh, Maharashtra or Andhra Pradesh. While our Punjabi rats look healthy, plump and overfed, many millions of rats from poorer states are still suffering from malnutrition and diseases. The government of India needs to generate better delivery mechanisms to ensure that our excess wheat reaches the poor, undernourished rats of other states."

Pawar admitted that due to inadequate communication, millions of rats in eastern, western and southern states of India are unaware of the surplus stacks of wheat lying in open and continue to be underfed, but said that the problem was more complex than just lacunae in communication. "Malnourished rats are too weak to travel long distances to avail the surplus production lying in graneries of Punjab. We need to make more efforts to ensure that the surplus wheat is lifted from Punjab graneries to those areas where the problem of rodent malnourishment is acute." He called upon state governments to make arrangements to transport the surplus wheat stacks from Punjab to their home states at a faster pace to ensure that rats in their states enjoy the benefits of surplus wheat production. "The untiring efforts of our wheat farmers shouldn't go to waste due to bureaucratic delays." said the minister.

Meanwhile at New Delhi, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh said that this truly historic achievement shows that hunger can be eradicated completely. "Today we have made Indian rodents hunger free. I'm sure that if we continue to work tirelessly and with utmost dedication in the same direction, in a few centuries, our human population will be hunger-free too."

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gypsy
gypsy: ...
satirical best!
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March 22, 2010
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Pagal Patrakar: ... http://www.fakingnews.com
smilies/smiley.gif Loved it!
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March 23, 2010
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Cinthya: ...
Wonderful! Sometimes satire drives home the point a thousand times better than the truth... this article amply proves it.
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March 24, 2010
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Dipak Adhikari: ...
Kind Attention
Your honour,
100% Correct, one thinks I understand that if you have money then you can get anything, every thing is possible then you. Otherwise if you are a poor then you can’t get anything, every thing is not possible then you, also then you get poor judgment, and poor comportment in all aspects of life, in our country INDIA. For example 1. I. I go to Police Station near about 100 times, give their 5 G.D. but Nothing gets. Other side 2. Sandip Samanta, S/O. Shankar Kumar Samanta S.B.I. they have much more money so they purchase all police and some political leaders, some dada. Etc. Only I get many letters and many phone calls which all seem to me needs to be thrown in the trash, as it all are valueless. Only simply a solace to the poor. If you man not doing something for truth, then closed your department, much money are save in our country. Am I Right? Yes.


We got Married 05/03/2002, and have a daughter born 09/07/2005. My wife and she’s family given me 498a/34 IPC, FIR NO.276, date 31/08/2009, P.S.: BAGUIATI, it’s not true case, believe me. My wife are engaged/Affair with a boy (Sandip Samanta, S/O. Shankar Kumar Samanta S.B.I. Manager) his house front of my house, all the matters are know every person in my village, and also they given me written about my character. When my wife goes outside form my house near about many vory gold and cash 1.20 lack Indian rupees taken. Not taken my daughter, daughter is now in my house. My wife doing the 498a case’s date 31/08/2009 and I arrest 06/09/2009, court give me bail at 19/09/2009 my 1st court date is 16/10/2009 done. 2nd court date is 04/01/2010 done. Next court date is 07/07/2010 at Barasat court. Some proof (20 pcs. Adult s.m.s., Adult picture with the boy and a c.d.) has me about my wife and the boy that they are in illegal relation. Believe me I and my family love much more to my wife. They (My wife family) are very very poor and live in a bosti Address: 70/H/8 Manicktolla Main Road, Kolkata – 700054, Beside 5 Star Club, my mother see 1st time and she arrange my marriage, and Mother told me they are very poor so what? After marriage she is my family member, believe me not a single word is wrong. Before marriage my family not see my wife’s family, now we understand/also see that she’s family are very bad. My wife, she’s family and the boy they are misusing this law. Now my wife’s family understands all the affair matter. My wife left our only solitary daughter to me who is 4 years old having severe "Ashtama Disease, depends on INHEALER, here political Hide & seek game is going on & the father of the parents (THE FATHER OF THE BOY WHO HAS ILLICIT RELATIONS WITH MY WIFE) are rich, so they are spending money to everywhere with a view to be escaped. Now I decided that I’m not taken back my wife. I take a lawyer his name Mr. Kamelash Nandi. I don’t know what happened next? Now I went to punishment the boy. Now my mother is a sugar present shies sugar is now 400. If possible please help me. Please investigate the matter and relief/save me and my family. And . My wife given me U/s. 125 Cr. P. C. Case NO.167/2009, date 16/12/2009. 1st Class Judicial Magistrate at Sealdah. 1st court date is 15/01/2010 done, 2nd court date is 12/02/2010 done. Next court date is 26/02/2010. I attend but judge toll that order is ready, you take the order at 01/03/2010. One order is giving to your wife Rs. 1500/- P.M.
Thanks
Dear Sir/Madam,
Actually I’m 100 percent victim, so I went to knowing my matter all the Indian and others. I write my matter to our local P.S., Local Councilor, all M.P., M.L.A., Minister in W.B. and Other States, C.M. in W.B., CBI Department, CID Department, S.P. and Dy.S.P.(N.) 24 Parganas, All the I.P.S. AND I.A.S. OFFICERS. Governor in W.B, and President in India. P.M. in India, National/International Human rights department, AAP KI KACHEHRI – KIRAN KE SAATH, Kolkata Police, and all police officers in W.B., my nation, all of the news channels, and all press, and many more, (anybody can’t help me/ not fight for truth /don’t take proper investigation/do not take any action/don’t take any type of quarry/ Still Now, I think they all are sleeping WHY?) NOW BAGUIATI POLICE O.C. LISTINE MY ALL TOLKING AND TOLD ME THAT YOU FILE A FIR 156(3) I ARREST / TAKE NACEASSARY ACTION. NOW I FILE THE CASE 165(3) CASE NO. 921 OF 2010, DATE-13/04/2010 CHARGE 323, 379, 406, 497, 498, 500, 504, 506 READ WITH 34/120B OF INDIAN PENAL CODE. NOW I SEE WHAT HAPPNED. The file comes and the case is starting At Baguiati Police Station Case No-168 Date: 24.04.2010. Baguiati Police Station’s Officer In charge Ph. No. is: 9830673407(Goutam Mitra), Baguiati Police Station’s Ph. No. is: 033 25598799.
I’m Punishment harassment Without Crime. I think all are corruption.
I hope you would care to me, your prompt action shall be highly appreciated.

With kindest regards,
Dipak Kumar Adhikari
Tegharia(Dhali Para),NandanKanan. P.S.: Baguiati.
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