Raj Thackeray invited to Melbourne
Our very own Raj Thackeray has been invited by the SCR (Spice & Curry Removal, Melbourne) to be their mentor in cleaning the city of Melbourne and then the country of Australia of sweet-n-spicy smelling Indians. According to our sources, he has been invited to come to the city and give them a lecture on how to execute this task. Mr. Raj Thackeray has been invited because of his and his organization Maharashtra Navnirman Sena's (MNS) role in cleansing the city of Mumbai of bhaiyas from North of India.
"Mumbai and Melbourne are facing the same problem - Influx of people from other parts of the world, specially north Indians, who come on some pretext and then settle down there, taking over the economy and jobs of the local people and rendering them as outsiders in their own land”, said Mr. Alexander Ruthless, secretary of SCR. "Keeping these socio-economic factors in mind, we decided to study Mr. Thackeray's organization and his ways and found them quite effective and easy to implement in tackling unwanted inflow of migrants”, he added.
"Although Mr. Thackeray has been not able to achieve his mission of getting rid of all north Indians from Maharashtra, he has been able to keep the influx of bhaiya's in control ever since. We also need to create a similar situation here - a situation in which the spice & curry eaters will dread entering our country. Hence it makes him as our natural ally in this cause. While visiting Melbourne, Mr.Thackeray will be meeting up leaders of Melbourne city to forge ties between the two great cities" added Mr. Ruthless.
While back in Mumbai, Sandeep Rane, MNS’s spokesperson confirmed that they had received such an invitation, but added that nothing has been decided so far about Mr. Thackeray’s acceptance. On conditions of secrecy, one member of decision making body of BR (Bhaiya Removal) cell told that Mr. Thacekrey has agreed to go to Melbourne to forge ties between the two cities. He has also invited some members of SCR to come to Mumbai to watch BR members take on the bhaiya’s when the next round of Mumbai cleaning begins.
Reports coming out from Shivaji Nagar park area, suggest that BR and SCR are planning a conclave of all other organizations fighting for the similar cause (removal of outsider’s from their cities) in either Melbourne or Mumbai. This conclave would work on ways of arriving at close working relationship between different organizations and also help each organization in adapting successful methods of other groups for their own use.
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