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A day after his loyalty to India's First Family was narrowly disapproved for leaving out the living members and eulogising the dead, Arjun Singh had to put all the resources at his command and exude a statement of confidence reiterating that he will remain loyal till the end of his sorry life. Sharing a dais with the India's First Lady, the previous day Arjun Singh was non-spoken to and praise was heaped on his boss, ManMohan Singh for the things that Arjun Singh had accomplished in the higher academic circles of learning.

Speaking to the press, Arjun Singh acknowledged that in a democratic set-up like the Congress it pays in deafening silence for speaking ones mind and that its differing interests are actually for the cohesiveness of the party even if a senior person like him was lambasted by party light weights like Salman Khursheed who after effectively bringing down the party in UP is now actively speaking up for bird hunters and watchers in the highest courts of the land.

Arjun Singh also reiterated that there was no question of his becoming disloyal before his death. " I will be loyal till I am alive" Later today, other colleagues are expected to give their observations about Arjun Singh's comments made at the press conference where he also hinted that he is currently working on his autobiography. Expecting it to be a best-seller, Arjun confidently remarked that the book would out sell LKAs self-spout too.

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ragamuffin said:

	Their pomposity is truly mind boggling.!!
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May 13, 2008
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