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"Jai Karat ji ki" this is the only mantra that I have been chanting since last week;eversince Manmohan ji has started behaving like a child. I don't know what has struck him, he has started billbilaying like a child. He wants the Nuclear wuclear deal with US passed, even if it happens at the cost of the Govt.

Tell me who in his correct sense of mind would leave PM ki kursi just for the sake of Nuclear deal with a foreign country.Arey somebody tell this burbak how important Ku

rsi is. When Sonia ji first nominated this sajjan purush as PM,I then also told madam ji that PM's post is meant only for Chanakya and not for Vidur.But she didn't hear me then and now we are whaee kaat rahe jo hum boye the.I told Karunanidhi ji that time that "ek din yeh sadhu humme dubo dega.Sadhuyai se naam badhta hai,ghar thodee hi chalta hai".

On other hand the Red flagwallah's are behaving just like children, they will allow the deal to go through only if certain conditions are maintained. Now tell me if a child asks for gun, do we give them real gun? No, we give them toy guns (I myself have experience of bringing up 12 children's).

Between this rassakasi of Karat ji and Sardar ji is poor lalu who has been caught. I can't anger my red friends ,nor say anything to Madamji.Whenever I try to broker some deal between them, my situation becomes worse then a pimp.My situation becomes like "dhobi ka kukkur na gharwa ka nahin gahtwa ka".These days whenever I open news channel my heart starts beating like Madhuri's in beta (dhak dhak),what will happen if govt. falls soon,I have not achieved my earning targets fir 5 years.I'll ask Rabriji and tell how much I am sort of.

Another situation that's hurting me is inflationwa.Evreybody used to say PC is a good finance minister,he may be a good finance minister but a bad neta.11.5% inflation in chunavi varsh, how can one expect to win.I told him do some hera pheri in the figure and make it look like 1.15.Evreyone in public is concerned about it. Even cost of charwa for my cow has increased.

I asked him to promote sattu,sattu is the solution to all problem. If a man eats handful of satuu with water, he can't eat anything for next 2-3 years. Same if he eats Litti chokwa or makhan chokha, he is done for two times in one meal. Food crisis solved?

I will ask Madam ji to make me fiancé mister for remaining time and see how hum apna jadu India pe chalata hai aur Inflation ko 1.5% pe lata hoon.

PS:Try eating litti chokha aur makhani chokha.Mav baba is starting a new site called litti-chokha,it will be satire food site.

Comments (1)

ragamuffin said:

	i'm quite sure Lalooji has manupulated the Railway's success story in a similar manner
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June 21, 2008
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