Laluji Kehat hain

Saturday, 21 June 2008 09:27

Written by Taklooo

"Jai Karatji ki" is the only mantra that I have been chanting since last week, eversince Manmohanji has started behaving like a child. I don't know what has struck him, he has started billbilaying like a child. He wants the Nuclear wuclear deal with US passed, even if it happens at the cost of sacrificying the Governmentt.

Tell me who in his correct sense of mind would leave PM ki kursi just for the sake of a nuclear deal with a foreign country. Arre..somebody tell this burbak how important Kursi is. When Soniaji first nominated this sajjan purush as PM, I also told madam-ji that PM's post is meant only for Chanakyas and not for Vidurs. But she didn't hear me then and now we are whaee kaat rahe jo hum boye the. I told Karunanidhi-ji that time that "ek din yeh sadhu humme dubo dega. Sadhuyai se naam badhta hai, ghar thodee hi chalta hai".

On other hand the red flagwallah's are behaving just like children, they will allow the deal to go through only if certain conditions are maintained. Now tell me if a child asks for gun, do we give them real gun? No, we give them toy guns (I myself have experience of bringing up 12 children).

Between this rassakasi of Karat-ji and Sardar-ji is poor lalu who has been caught. I can't go against my red friends and infuriate them, nor say anything to Madamji. Whenever I try to broker some deal between them, my situation becomes worse then a pimp and I end up like a dhobi ka kukkur na gharwa ka nahin gahtwa ka. These days whenever I switch on any news channel my heart starts beating like Madhuri's in the movie Beta (dhak dhak). What will happen if government falls soon? I have not achieved my earning targets for 5 years.

Another situation that's hurting me is inflationwa. Evreybody used to say PC is a good finance minister. He may be a good finance minister but a bad neta. With 11.5% inflation in chunavi varsh, how can one expect to win? I told him do some hera pheri in the figures and make it look like 1.15 per cent. Everyone in public is concerned about it. Even cost of charwa for my cow has increased.

I asked him to promote sattu. Sattu is the solution to all problem. If a man eats handful of sattu with water, he can't eat anything for next 2-3 years. Same is the case if he eats litti chokwa or makhan chokha - he is done for two times in one meal. Food crisis solved!

I will ask Madam-ji to make me financé mister for rest of the term and see how hum apna jadu India pe chalata hoon aur Inflation ko 1.5% pe lata hoon.

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