In order to become a member, of the Rats Scavengers Sangh, one must be adept at spotting where the Mousies live in dirty, grimy rat-holes filled with the filth that Inducats keep throwing out onto the streets. These Inducats are sometimes so lazy that they cannot install flushing systems, choosing rather to employ the fallen amongst their very own lower rung Inducats to manually carry shit-loads from their dung rooms known as Tattighars. And this is happening as we write this even today while the Chief Mousiterminator prides himself in calling his fiefdom the most industrially advanced amongst all in this country.Right in the capital, which is very curiously named Ahmedabad.OU's intrepid reporter, who also is the Deputy municipal commissioner, Sacha had previously reported the AMC’s decision to release 22 Inducats to rid three pols in Kalupur of Mousies and after more than a month, the Inducats have succeeded in their mission. Ascribing their success to the diligence and constant support of Marendra Domi, Sacha said, “We can claim with complete confidence that the three pols of Targalavaad in Kalupur are free of Mousie menace. Our idea of releasing Inducats in the area has been a complete success. Our previous experiment in Godhra was fine-tuned and we had trained out Inducats to work only in the night and to reccce by day the various mousie-holes in the area by day. A simple scratch-mark on the suspected mousie-hole was enough for the other brave Inducats to see with their sharp eyes.”
In the middle of April, the AMC was flooded with calls of mousie menace in several areas. They had apparently breeded fast after the previous carnage carried out in Godhra, like all mousies do. Worried by this development the Chief Mousieterminator called upon Sacha to devise a cost effective plan, and the AMC released 22 cats in three pols of Targalavaad and laid tall promises of living-in-harmony-baits to entice the mousies out of their complacent mousie-holes. Said Sacha, “There are no mousies remaining in the area. While the Inducats have digested and chased away most of them, a few must have also fled the fiefdom, leaving behind their thriving buisnesses of painting, laying brick on mortar etc. This proved to be a cost effective idea which saved the time of our exterminator staff, which otherwise would have had to set up mousie traps all over the place.”
Dani Limda, Madhupura market and Gomtipur are the other areas facing mousie menace and the AMC is determined to introduce ‘Inducat therapy’ in these places as well.Said Sacha, “Without doubt, we will unleash the Inducat squad in these areas as well. There is no reason why this experiment won’t work in other areas of Marendra Domi's fiefdom. He trembles at the very sight of them. And that is why we are going on a war footing, albeit stealthily so that the mousie sympathising MSM do not flash this on their newspapers or show gory images during prime time. Imagine the insult to our great modern land which has so many state-of-the-art industries making toilet rolls but we have to depend on others to clean our Tattighars”
The idea’s detractors still feel the AMC need to adopt a more conventional approach. Said the AMC’s leader of opposition Surendra Bakshi, “The success ratio in the Inducat experiment is quite low. The AMC should focus on repairing the drainage lines where the mousies thrive and procreate. Plus what is the AMC doing about the poor of the Inducat community still carrying headloads of excreta everyday?” Quote this article on your site
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Inducat and Mousie game
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
Ahmedabad: Taking a leaf out of Marendra Domi's experiment with exterminating Mousies from his fiefdom, the Ahmedabad Municipal Corporation’s catty...
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
Ahmedabad: Taking a leaf out of Marendra Domi's experiment with exterminating Mousies from his fiefdom, the Ahmedabad Municipal Corporation’s catty...
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 The Gujarat police, scarred by charges of complicity in the anti-minority violence of 2002, never seems to tire of living up to its reputation. The conduct of the state’s police during the unearthing of the Patan multiple rape cases has now been matched with its crude move to stifle the freedom of expression. At 3 a.m. on 1 June, Commissioner of Police O.P. Mathur slapped a case of sedition and criminal conspiracy against the Resident Editor of the Ahmedabad edition of Times of India, a correspondent and a photographer. The irony of ironies is that the Times of India was publishing explosive investigative reports exposing the nexus between the newly appointed Mathur and the underworld don Latif. The government whose chief scion Narendra Modi breast-beats about fighting terrorism seems to have no shame in appointing an official with alleged underworld links. The protective sheen that the media itself has given the “made over Modi” is precluding even comments pointing out this irony. |
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