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Alliance of Drunks

Alliance of Drunks
The party chief of DMDK, Vijayakanth, labelled as Drunkard by the Mother of Tamilnadu politics, Amma aka Jayalalitha for the simple reason he is eating away her voter base in the areas of Madurai and surrounding villages, told his party cadres at a recent meeting in Coimbatore that he was approached by both DMK and AIADMK for an electoral alliance in the forthcoming Lok Sabha elections. "Both the parties are willing to give 10 Lok Sabha seats to our party," he told the cheering cadres at a meeting of the party's new office-bearers in Coimbatore district. When asked for confirmation, Amma as usual threw us a curveball, "I dont like to see him drinking on-screen.What he does in the privacy of his home, like I and Sasi do, is not anyone's business. Isnt it? People watch films and get bad ideas. When I was a heroine, Our Revolutionary Leader, MGR, never allowed us to show our anatomy ata all, he made us wear thinly gauzed veils that were more alluring," she clarified with a flutter of her lashes. Continuing, she said, " And I made this offer because, I dont want him to join that evil man, Aiyo, I wont tell his name. You go, now!!"
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