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Arushi Murder Case, Grover Murder Case, Katara murder case that's what been hogging the limelight these days. Every news channel right from India T.V. to CNN-IBN have made some of these as their prime time stories.

There are some common factors on all these murders; they took place in the places which are called as developed and posh area of India; both the victim and accused belong to educated families and thirdly all of them had Sex factor involved in it.

Arushi's murder horrified all of us but it also sold because she was supposedly murdered because her father was having an affair. Noida D.G.P's statement that her father found Ayushi in a "compromising but not objectionable" position with the man servant made the story a hot topic.

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Neeraj Grover's case was just treated like an ordinary murder case which involved a love triangle, until it pointed to "Casting Couch". Then details like Monica and Jerome had sex after killing Grover started cropping up on prime time.

Katara case which was a Page 4 material became headline when the news that affair between Bharti and Nitish was cause of young Grover's murder. Similarly there are n number of cases which only shot into prominenance because they involved some kind of illicit sexual
affairs.

It's because we are a sex-obsessed nation. Be it deep cleavage of Rakhi Sawant or serious matter like sex education, the word sex derives the maximum mileage in India after religion. Just look one of our celebrated books is based on sex. A whole temple town in India is built around sex. All the temples there have sculptures of men and women in different sexual positions.

We don't believe in educating our young one's about sex because we want them to deserve the pleasure of sex on their own, be it on Marine Drive or Lodi Garden's. We ban sex oriented movies, because we already know all that and don't want any more gyan on that.

We love sex and it's our favorite pastime, take a look at our population today. It is only that we don't like the word to be talked about in public because we have been bored with Sex all around us.

Just look at our politicians, they go to any level to save us from the western onslaught of Sexmania.Be it celebration of Valentine Day or watching of English movies. They do it because they know the real fun of Sex is not in learning or watching it, it is in doing it.

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Thursday, 12 June 2008
Arushi Murder Case, Grover Murder Case, Katara murder case that's what been hogging the limelight these days. Every news channel right from India...

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amit said:

with lavishing western lifestyle fever catching indian bodies, once the cheapest thing, is now no more cheap
 
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derebail2009 said:

I feel Indians truely love sex, as my professor used to say " sex is the cheapest form of entertainment"
 
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ragamuffin said:

No matter how hypocritical we are the teeming millions reveal the true state of affairs smilies/smiley.gif
 
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