Ash furious with Kat

Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:04

Written by maverick58, onionuttapam news

In an explosive tete-a-tete with roving editor, Umesh Droolani of FilmFair, the ex- Miss World, Ash let her bees-hive hair unravel her angst and bared her cat-fangs about Katreena Caif upsatging her as Bumblewood's No: 1. The interview which is scheduled to appear in the next edition of FilmFair shows Ash in her true colors which as we all know is green, just like her eyes!!. And to those of you who wonder as to how we got it, oh! it was none other than Caif herself who with her icy-charm wormed it out of Umesh Droolani. Talk about moon-struck-lightning...

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Apparently, Ash in her free wheeling chat grumbled about gora fixation afflicting not only the Bumblewood Badshah's but also her groom and his elderly dad who refuses to walk away from the silver purdah. Said she, " Arrey, yaar! I am more whiter than that imported from nowhere trash, Caif; can speak better Inglish than her, dress better than her, dont have to play the revolving beds game having done it much earlier than her and better also..just look at the number of boy-friends I left behind before entering the Double-Dumbo household as a gushing bride and what do these idiots see in her that I have to give up the No:1 throne?"

She also went on to observe that in future she would be revealing a lot of her talent onscreen and let it show. She cattily observed that she had a better cleavage, a better dimpled-navel and was more filled-out than that 'scrawny-stick' who has to take diction classes in Hindi and sounds like a Yorkshire Pig in heat. She doesn't even look like a gora, wailed Ash. Umesh is reported to have e-mailed his commiserations, with a bcc to Caif of course, and has promised a full photo-op exclusively to appear in the same issue exposing her 'talent'

And we say, 'Ash, haven't you heard of fresh meat?'

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