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My Daughter meets Mary Jane

My Daughter meets Mary Jane

Papa?

Yes, dear.

Can I smoke?

Girls of your age start later, after their cherry is taken. And I notice that you have been uncomfortable whenever Vishal drops in.

Oh, Papa, please, that idiot is sniffing Sneha’s backside who has the hots for Kunal who himself…

Stop, I thought we were discussing your taking up smoking.

I would love to, Papa..I just go nuts when someone who has smoked Wills sits by my side.

Shall I drop a hint to Vishal to change his brand?

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Is Pappu Yadav Good or Bad for Madhepura?

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Sonia-Shivraj: A Love Story

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