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Rajdick Sardukhai: My Ultimate Football Theory On Why We Suck At The Ultimate Sport

Rajdick Sardukhai: My Ultimate Football Theory On Why We Suck At The Ultimate SportI'm not yet done with my football theories. Watching the World Cup 2010 has been a great educational experience for me. I had several eureka moments which gave me clear insights on socio-economic factors that lead to success in football. As my followers on twitter already know, I believe multi-culturalism is a key to success in football at international level. My profound football theories which effectively prove the linkage between success in football and multi-culturalism, still leave some questions to be answered. Why is that India despite being a multi-religious, multi-linguist, multi-caste and of course multi-cultural society, is unable to compete in the most popular sporting tournament of the world?

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Docs-less BCCI replies to darling boy Lalit

Docs-less BCCI replies to darling boy LalitWith a lawyer heading the Bad Cricket Company of India, one would expect that the charge sheet, listing out charges against the martyred poster boy of T20 cricket in In...
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Adam, Eve and Khush-boo!!

Adam, Eve and Khush-boo!!Last week most of the so called A-list glitterati, of Madras, were celebrating an actress, who had a temple dedicated to her as the reigning deity by her raving, fawnin...
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Post Breaking News Stress Syndrome

Post Breaking News Stress SyndromeIts' been a while since I switched on the TV after the enfant terrible of the BCCI, Lalit Kumar Modi left my TV screen in live motion. Make no mistake, they, the news c...
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Bal Thackeray: I'm taking over the mantle of Muslim Marriage Counselor

Bal Thackeray: I'm taking over the mantle of Muslim Marriage CounselorIn an exciting new development, Bal Thackeray, the former Shiv Sena legislator has decided to take complete charge of the MMC portfolio which has been lying vacant for th...
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Waiting For My 33% Valentine

Waiting For My 33% ValentineIts been a month since I popped the question to my Valentine and Her Highness had told me then that she would think about it since I was the first to pop the ask, with...
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Nityananda comes out clean. Says, he was experimenting sex yoga

Nityananda comes out clean. Says, he was experimenting sex yogaSelf-styled godman Nityananda Swami has written the following open letter in response to the Blogadda.com’s #perkytweets on #Nityananda. Dear Bhaktjano, I thank ...
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TOI Editor: Let me educate you about ribosomes

TOI Editor: Let me educate you about ribosomesHey people, do you know what a RIBOSOME is? No? Are you absolutely clueless about the properties of this RNA-complex which produces life-regulating protein? Well, as edit...
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Karan Johar: I apologize for apologizing

Karan Johar: I apologize for apologizingKaran Johar, in news for his controversial apologizing to Raj Thackeray, is not done with apologizing. In an exclusive piece for onionuttapam.com, he apologizes to one an...
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