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Worm in the Apple

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In a stunning development, akin to a double smack in wrestling, Hillary the forlorn Presidential hopeful in a last ditch attempt to knock-out Obama warned Iran that should it decide to attack Israel, the Apple of Uncle Sam's eye, it risks getting obliterated from the face of the earth. She was quite candid to the BBC which went to New Jersey later to file the second part of the double smack-down. Reporting about a worm that has been ravaging the Bada Seb since the 1980s the BBC said that, apparently, a certain Mr.Ben-Ami Kadish, a cohort of Jay Pollard who is currently serving a life sentence and has been granted Israeli citizenship is also an Israeli worm.
It is being widely speculated that Hillary desperately needs an alternate citizenship should she fail to muster the nomination. But first the other worm's details:

According to the complaint filed in Manhattan federal court, Mr Kadish borrowed several classified documents related to national defence from the army's research centre between 1980 and 1985 and took them to his home in New Jersey.Mr Kadish would then hand over the documents at his home to the Israeli consular official, who would photograph them in the basement, it added.

One of the documents "contained information concerning nuclear weaponry and was classified as 'Restricted Data'... because the document contained atomic-related information", the complaint said.Another, classified as "Secret" and "Not Releasable to Foreign Nationals", contained "information concerning a major weapons system - a modified version of an F-15 fighter jet that the United States had sold to another country".

Modified F-15s have been sold to Israel, Japan, Saudi Arabia, Singapore and South Korea.

Documents relating to the US Patriot missile air defence, classified as "Secret", were also borrowed by Mr Kadish from the library.The court documents also allege that Mr Kadish lied to US law enforcement officials on 21 March 2008, the day after he was told to do so by his Israeli handler during a telephone conversation.

Mr Kadish has been accused of conspiring to disclose documents related to the national defence of the US to the government of Israel and of conspiring to act as an agent of the government of Israel.

Meanwhile, Obama declined to comment.
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Tuesday, 22 April 2008
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