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Happy Birthday, Dubya!!

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sam1.jpgI have affixed my signature to the charter below and I hereby withdraw my consent to be ruled by the organization called the Illuminati through the Government calling itself the Government of the United States of America, Republic of Britain, the republic of France, the Socialists of the broken USSR, the Fascists of Germany and the slant eyed Japanes, and across the border Chinese and some gate crashers like the Republic of India.

An elected government is, through the tacit consent of the governed, given enough powers to serve a sacred purpose, namely, to create a bright and sustainable future for its people and a diverse garden of its regional and ethnical mix. This objective is possible.But if it does'nt serve its intended purpose then it is proper that each individual formally withdraw his or her consent to be ruled by that government of the country and monitored by a few whose agenda is different from that of the hoi-poi, he/she resides.

Through a consistent deluge of actions the United States Government and its Coalition of the Willing, has proved itself to be corrupt, having turned away from serving its original purpose, that of protecting its citizens from famine, from the vagaries if the super-rich who are becoming oligarchic and a law unto themselves using the federal arm of the United States Government. It  has therefore failed on all counts, and its birth, pure in intention has made it a leper amongst the comity of nations. It has become an illegitimate creation unfit to rule.

Consequently, all of its authorities over Americans as individuals are hereby removed and the United States Government should be disbanded in its entirety. All branches, the legislative, executive and judicial branches, including all offices and resources, political, military, informational and financial, should be disenfranchised and replaced by local, self-organizing, bioregional governments and currencies that promote sustainable infrastructures and demonstrably serve the principles of integrity, transparency, interdependence, consciousness and the sustainable well being of their entire ecology. As citizens of this world we human beings carry an inescapable responsibility for choosing to whom or what we pledge our allegiance.

From this moment, we the citizens of the world ask citizens of the USA to come forward and exhort that they should no longer pledge allegiance to the organization that has called itself the Government of the United States of America. We are dissociated. We should  disallow that organization to legislate, adjudicate, use money, or make agreements in their citizen's name, either nationally or internationally. Those citizens should hereby withdraw their franchise from the United States Government and  no longer submit themselves to its authority. They should abandon their United States Passport as worthless, null and void because through its own actions the United States Government has invalidated itself and those passports.

We the concerned citizens of the world release the following document that recognizes that the United States Government has Irredeemably abolished itself by no longer fulfilling its true purpose. This document announces that the ordinary Americans take their authority back from that failed organization. The United States Government no longer has authority to represent them, tax them, detain them, question them, or in any way rule over them. It can no longer take any actions in their name. From this moment forward the Americans should take back their autonomy. They should declare their independence from the organization that has called itself the Government of the United States of America.

They are not alone in this, We the citizens of the world too, without reason or circumstance, are responsible for their decision to withdraw their franchise and allegiance from the organization that has called itself the Government of the United States of America, and are  willing to name examples of how this organization has betrayed the purpose for which it was
originally created:

1. The Government of the United States of America (herein referred to as the Government) has consistently legislated in favor of a carbon-based economy that multiplies corporate profits while disregarding the increases in greenhouse gas concentrations to the point where the future of all of humanity is now seriously threatened by the consequences of global warming.

2. The Government has promoted the use of nuclear powered electric generation plants creating millions of tons of lethal nuclear waste products that can never be safely stored, and creating decommissioned power plants that will remain radioactive for eternity.

3. The Government has abused its leadership position in the world by promoting fear-based military force as the international culture of America, rather than a culture of innovation, compassion, respect, and mutual support of true democracy embracing humanity.

4. The Government over and over again, and still now is using illegal DU (Depleted Uranium) weapons and devices in all the current theatres of war and in direct opposition to signed United Nations agreements, degrading the United States of America to a renegade country, likely to have its leadership regime brought to war crimes trials and capitally punished, in the very near future.

5. The Government has promoted an unsustainable consumerism culture that multiplies corporate profits while devouring the future's natural resources and producing mountains, rivers and seas of toxic unrecyclable wastes. The consumer economy never did have a future and still the government promoted it wholeheartedly thus filling the coffers of a chosen few.

6. The Government has promoted covert military actions and subterfuge that includes traffic in illegal drugs, illegal weapons trade, assassinations, illegal takeovers of corporations and governments, and sided with ruthless competition rather than intelligent cooperation or creative collaboration.

7. The Government has allowed itself to be infiltrated and corrupted by corporate and elite regimes with private agendas that now direct the branches of Government to serve purposes contrary to the true and proper purpose of government.

8. The Government has turned over control of the currency of the United States of America (the original world currency) to private individuals who manipulate it for their own personal benefit rather than for the benefit of the world.

9. The Government has promoted a system of education that keeps people stupid rather than developing their innate potential and well being so they can create satisfying lives, fulfilling relationships and loving families in the 21st Century. The Government has allowed corporations and organized religions to control school curriculums, and has permitted drugs, gangs and guns to define the school experience for many children.

10. The Government has promoted economy over humanity in a value system that shamelessly sponsors injustice, inequity, and slavery, not only in America but around the world, regarding people in developing nations not as brothers and sisters but as sweatshop slaves for producing cheap clothes and the latest technological devices.

11. The Government has designed cities and towns around automobiles and roads rather than around people, cutting people off from their own community and trapping people in suburbs that are not sustainable.

12. The Government has consistently sponsored an imbalanced budget and has accrued a national debt over one trillion dollars that future generations must somehow pay back, meanwhile losing track of an additional trillion dollars.

13. The Government has greedily destroyed the future of civilization by developing an infrastructure, energy, food, housing and transportation systems relying entirely on consuming vast quantities of hydrocarbons that exist in limited supply, thus building a dangerous house of cards that will now tumble down as oil, gas and coal supplies dwindle as will the housing bubble and the credit-card bubble. If half of the war budget would have been redirected towards developing renewable power for the last twenty years, the entire country would be oil free by now.

14. The Government has promoted a diet of fat-saturated fast-foods, and hormone and antibiotic saturated beef, pigs, poultry, and dairy products that endanger the health and general well being of its people, ground water and farmlands. The Government has also promoted fishing grounds to be exhausted to near extinction, and promotes deforestation and dependence on pesticides and fertilizers that undermine foreign economies but makes huge profits for corporations.

15. The Government has promoted the so-called patenting and engineering of the genetic designs of life forms to be used for the profit of corporations while endangering the future of the humanity.

16. The Government has promoted the introduction of genetically modified organisms into the general food chain for the profit of corporations while endangering the future of humanity by way of poverty and life-exterminating hunger.

17. The Government has used military force, assassination, and political manipulation to overthrow other governments as a desperate attempt to control remaining oil supplies for the purpose of maintaining the illusionary value of a world petro-dollar to assure profit for the corporations rather than assuring a bright future for the people of the world.

18. The Government has promoted a medical establishment that profits pharmaceutical corporations and has blocked the development of less profitable but more humanistic, holistic and intuitive healing modalities.

19. The Government has persistently implemented legislation and presidential orders to override constitutional rights, and has built and staffed over 600 new prison camps across the country prepared to imprison citizens who might be regarded as the enemy of Government.

These and other actions reveal that the United States Government has irredeemably abolished itself by no longer fulfilling its original and true purpose.

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