Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

Finally his master, Dick, let him speak and boy O boy did the chimp display his brilliant grasp of world affairs. It was great to hear the chump spell out details about the food crisis gripping the world. Apparently, his grouse is that 350 million middle class Indians, that outnumber the Americans, are getting more prosperous and hence are spending more on food. And thats why there is a shortage. The Chimp forgets that we grow our own food and not borrow from others.

The ingrate has forgotten that we sent a ship load of foodgrains among other things to help the Katrina victims. With 71% of his countrymen voting him as a misfit that ever occupied the Safed Ghar one wonders why his master allowed him to speak at all. It would be a great idea if every Indian sent ONE grain of ration-shop rice to the MLA of their constituency for onward shipping to the Great Chump. His subsidy policy to his own farmers for not, repeat not growing anything on their land is well known. If the chump thinks there's shortage he can begin by asking his farmers to grow grains for food and not fuel for the SUV guzzlers. The Chump has for gotten that one tank of fuel at current prices can feed a family in Haiti for one full year.

He also went on and talked about being compassionate. In the dictionary that the Chump uses compassionate means to invade countries and rape, murder, loot the people, the resources and leave behind carcasses of lawlessness and orphans and widows. Since the Chump cannot count it fudges figures and shrugs in playful ignorance when the staggering numbers are thrown at him. Enough said about his democracy where the Katrina victims are yet to be rehabilitated. Somebody should tell him that charity begins at home.

Comments (4)

Shruti said:

	Hey! Let's not spoil his happiness people! His dipsomaniac daughter just got married!! clap clap!
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May 28, 2008
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avanti said:

	you got a sense of humour jus like your ancestors, Bush this chumpy image suits you no wonder you are frnz with Mush!!! awesome article !
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May 28, 2008
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amit said:

	i appreciate him, long live bushy, so that we get to hear more from ya dickhead kinda thoughts
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May 06, 2008
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sandhya said:

	Dane dane pe likha hai Khanewale ka naam Aur Bak Bak Bakwas pe likha hai Bush ka nam.
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May 04, 2008
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