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Nityananda comes out clean. Says, he was experimenting sex yoga

Nityananda comes out clean. Says, he was experimenting sex yoga

Self-styled godman Nityananda Swami has written the following open letter in response to the Blogadda.com’s #perkytweets on #Nityananda.

Dear Bhaktjano,

I thank you for supporting me during the darkest hour of my life. Media has launched a vitriolic campaign to destroy my creditability. They have been trying to paint me as some wayward Osho when I am just another godman.

Media is run by guys having normal sex life or wishing to have one. Watch news channels for an hour and you will find that news channels care more for money than their journalistic duties. These are the guys who care for more for presentation rather than content because they believe you just can’t make up the news.

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