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Parle faces flak over Hide ‘n’ Seek Milano biscuits.

Parle, the owner of the Hide ‘n’ Seek brand of biscuits found itself in a legal soup after thousands of consumers complained about the controversial new Hide ‘n’ Seek Milano. This product is currently endorsed by Hrithik Roshan and an extremely hot Italian model. The Milano brand has been plagued mostly by criticism (and some acclaim) right from the production process to its marketing.

Consumers complained that the biscuits smelt like sex and tasted like semen. “I did not see the television ad” said Deepak Singh, who is currently freaking out and rubbing his tongue with a pumice stone. “I did not know that Hrithik Roshan and that Italian chick actually had sex while preparing these biscuits. I felt weird when it...

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Ambanis, NTPC, Petroleum Ministry Still Fighting Over Same Shit

Indians have once again been subjected to media reports of the ongoing fight between the Ambani brothers, NTPC and the Petroleum Ministry. The fight, which has easily been going on for atleast a billion years, was over some natural gas that Mukesh Ambani owned Reliance Industries (RIL) found in the Krishna Godavari Basin or somewhere. It seems that RIL struck a shitload of Natural gas in that...

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Steve Jobs tired of stupid iPad jokes

Frustrated by the lame jokes based on the premise that iPad sounds like a feminine hygienic product, Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple asked everyone to look up the dictionary meaning of the word 'pad'.

Speaking to reporters from an elevated pad built at the Apple headquarters, Jobs explained to the reporters 10 different meanings of the word 'pad', none of which included any references to feminine...

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India Inc Announces Launch of Six New States

India Incorporated, world's leading producer of cattle and second largest producer of humans, today announced the launch of six new states to augment its line of states and union territories. At a glittering function held at its headquarters in New Delhi, CEO of India Inc, Dr. Manmohan Singh launched the states of Telangana, Gorkhaland, Bundelkhand, Harit Pradesh, Vidharba and Maru Pradesh...

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