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Anil Ambani Outsources Prison Sentence

Anil Ambani, chairman of Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group, accused of using Swan Telecom as a front company by Reliance Telecommunication for applying for 2G licences by disguising its actual ownership and control, announced that he has outsourced his likely prison sentence to three top executives of ADAG, Managing Director Gautam Doshi, President Surendra Pipara and Company Secretary Hari Nair.

"As fourth richest Indian with personal wealth of $8.8 billion (Rs.40,000 Crores), I'm too important a person to be wasting my life behind bars. It's far more efficient to outsource my prison duties to my loyal employees who fortunately have agreed to take full responsibility for my actions," said the younger of the Ambani brothers before...

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A wonderful victory for Neo-liberalism in Karnataka!

There have been two wonderful victories for Neo-Liberalism in Karnataka recently. Yeddyurappa should be dancing-proud!


The first victory was clinched during the Global Investors Meet. A meet where the Yeddyurappa government managed to sign an MoU pegged at 36,000 Crores with Brahmani Steels. Why is this a Neo-Liberal victory? Well, Brahmani steels is owned by the Bellary Brothers a.k.a...

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Undercover Report: M.F Hussain fakes to flood the ‘art market’ soon

Somewhere in some basement:

One look at the people who turned up for this presentation, and you will know that this event is all business. Big business. We managed, without difficulty, to get ourselves into the top-secret meeting by posing as homosexual art lovers that wax eloquent about logs of feces.

“The reason I called for this meeting is to discuss M.F Hussain. The Indians have...

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Idea Cellular Dumps Abhishek Bachchan in “Masterstroke”

Idea Cellular today pulled off what is being described by marketing gurus as a “major coup” and a “masterstroke” when they announced the revival of their “Walk and talk” campaign. This campaign was recently replaced by the “Save Paper, Use Cellphones” strategy which didn’t really pay off after global warming was proved to be a massive hoax perpetrated by erotic fiction...

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Go-Ogle AdNonSense

After a recent review of their policy Go-Ogle Inc announced that henceforth their Go-Ogle AdNonsense, a separate revenue generating product payable in cents to those who host it on their blogs, sites and schlongs, will no longer support the blogs, sites and schlongs who use the, much-admired-for-its-multiple-utility as a filler for adverbs, adjectives, exclamation and other such, Fuck word, in...

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