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Go-Ogle AdNonSense

Go-Ogle AdNonSense

After a recent review of their policy Go-Ogle Inc announced that henceforth their Go-Ogle AdNonsense, a separate revenue generating product payable in cents to those who host it on their blogs, sites and schlongs, will no longer support the blogs, sites and schlongs who use the, much-admired-for-its-multiple-utility as a filler for adverbs, adjectives, exclamation and other such, Fuck word, in their blogs, sites and schlongs. Other than a filler of screen space, Go-Ogle AdNonsense, has the irritating utility of limiting one’s creative processes by suggesting links that take their cue from the words on the screen. This policy of limiting its availability has created an insignificant ripple amongst those die-hard fans of willies. Continuing their use of the ‘Fuck’ word in their blogs, sites and schlongs has seen an increase in the number of hits they receive per hour. Excerpts from an interview our web-journalist had with a fucking user of the Fuck word. 

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