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GLOBAL WARMING is beneficial to India!!!
Global warming has become the Buzz word in Social science forums across the world. It is even thrust into Corporate Social responsibility(CSR) seminar circuits that money will be earmarked for this huge HOAX
. What is the truth? global warming is taking place and that is a fact. But due to green house gases and man made say some scientists. Of course Al gore got his Nobel for sponsoring this cause. But there is a significant scientific community which believes that global warming is taking place due to SUN IR RADIANCE. They base their theory by taking cognisance of Mars warming in the same proportion as earth. But the global warming camp say it is due to wobble of mars. In olden days the same scientific community used to say that cycles in earth temperature happens due to this wobble of earth. Ice age will come to earth as the wobble happens. Now as the global warming is taken up by western governments, they have become silent. Why?
In what way this global warming is affecting Earth? It is melting some ice mass in western Antarctica and Greenland. But in Eastern Antarctica ice mass is actually growing!!!In South pole this global warming has no effect at all.
In India as per ISRO scientists and those involved in this study have found that in Sikkim which had only 21 glaciers in 2000 has now 84 glaciers. A four fold increase in just 8 years. so actually we in India are having more glaciers and so we will have more water and our water starved country will be benefit ted.
This cacophony of chorus is basically a move by western governments to starve India and china to cut down on their Petrol consumption while they will continue to use their SUV.It is also truth that USA emits 70% of CHGs while China emits 4% and India emits only1%.This conspiracy theory gets reinforced by the vehemence of opposition to NANO a small car. Instead of appreciating a small car which will benefit the poor there was this chorus that it will increase the pollution and co2 emission. But they will not stop using their SUVs!!!!!!!!! It is similar to the nuclear aparthied being practised in the world by the P5. We got there first and so we will have our lifestyle that way and will not change but you must not catch up but continue to use the bullocks!!! The West and Russians are already putting their national flags on the exposed part of arctic as it contains 28% of crude of the world!
They have very cleverly caught our young in this hoax by mixing POLLUTION with emission of GHGs. India defenitely needs pollution control and clean water and rainwater harvesting and a good way of disposing plastic wastes.The children were not told about the carcinogic computer wastes of 890 tons which was sent by an American of Indian origin to Tuticorin port and still lying unclaimed and unopened and it was supposed to be paper waste. They also donot know about AlGore representing companies which sell carbon credits to thirdworld countries.
INDIANS MUST BE MADE AWARE OF THIS HUGE HOAX as is sold by CNN and BBC.