Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

OnionUttapam.com is a free, satire oriented website. In an effort to keep our forum useful, clean and enjoyable for all we ask that every member abide by a few rules of behavior when posting.

OnionUttapam.com, and its administrators reserves the right to add, remove, edit any and all content at its own discretion at any time, with or without prior warning.

For the benefit of everyone's enjoyment, keep the following rules in mind at all times:

Inappropriate Behavior

• DO NOT Make Inappropriate or Offensive Posts - including threats, harassment, swearing, prejudice, slander or deliberate insults/name-calling, or other negative remarks about this forum or any other, its moderators and administrators, or your fellow members. Even if this is just your own personal opinion, respect others and treat them as you would expect them to treated
• DO NOT POST PORN, adult content or adult related material. This also includes sites promoting activities such as drug abuse, gambling and links to sites containing such content. This is grounds for permanent banning - no warnings.
• Even though this is an international forum, please make sure that your posts are written in English.
• We want OnionUttapam.com to be open to people of all ages, genders, races, and sexualities, so any inappropriate or offensive posts will be deleted.
• DO NOT post Spam. Spam is taken very serious and will not be tolerated.

Forum Abuse Policy

• 1st Offense - A polite Private Message from a Moderator pointing out the Forum Rules, in addition to the editing or deletion of the post.
• 2nd Offense - Moderators will discuss and possibly delete the user from the OnionUttapam.com forum.
• Depending on the situation, the Administrator and/or moderator(s) may bypass any and all of the above steps, and take whatever action is deemed appropriate. These actions include, but are not limited to, thread locking, thread deletion, post editing, post deletion, account banning, account deletion and in extreme cases OnionUttapam may resort to legal retaliation if misbehavior goes unchanged.

Private Message and Email Abuse Policy

We take PM/email abuse very seriously, and it will result in the immediate removal of your membership and ban of your IP address, without warning.

Identity Theft

DO NOT impersonate anyone whom you are not, regardless of who the other individual may be. Identity theft is illegal and will not be tolerated.

Multiple Posts

• DO NOT post the same topic in multiple forums. If you are unsure of which forum a thread should go under, just state that in your post and a moderator will move the thread to the correct forum. Multiple posts are unnecessary and will be deleted.
• DO NOT post the same question multiple times in multiple threads in the same forum. If no one responds to your question or request, just post a reply to the same message thread again to bring the message to the top of the list.
• Try using the search function before asking questions.

Signature Restrictions

• Maximum length: 3 lines.
• You may link to your site, but no illegal, pornographic or otherwise objectionable links are allowed.
• NO MORE than 3 links per signature.

Font Restrictions

Do NOT use excessively large font sizes, as it is considered to be "shouting" and will be edited back down to the default size by the moderators.

Image Restrictions

Unless otherwise stated, if you post an image in the forums, please keep the image size under 1024K and preferably under 500 x 500 pixels.

The purpose of this forum is to provide higher content value to each visitor.

OnionUttapam.com wishes to maintain a sane and useful discussion community and the above rules are implemented in an effort to ensure that every member may enjoy their experience within OnionUttapam.com's Forums.

Any member found to be maliciously and deliberately violating the above rules will be dealt with seriously, and may result in immediate account deletion as well as removal of any and all forum privileges.

Please report any member whom you feel to be in violation of these rules to a moderator or Site Administrator immediately.

Thank you and happy posting!

The OnionUttapam.com Team & Forum Administrator